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Jeff

ManBearPig is real you guys.... I'm cereal!

About Me

So... I'm Jeff. I have a 4yr. old daughter who i love with all my heart. For fun i love to party and be around lots of people. What i want to know is how come Hillary Clinton doesnt pull off that mask and show us her true form... a man eating insect. Myspace Layouts I get paid to listen to and play music! Eat that! DAMN i really miss my car. This was the UVSC institute dance we DJ'd. We had it packed wall to wall so the cops had to start turning the seminary students away. The floor almost caved in cause of all the people. My daughter trying to pierce ear drums. D.A.R.E. to keep Mark off drugs. Special X Games Tryouts.

My Interests

Fast cars, fast bikes, and big trucks and jeeps used to be my favorite things in the world but i feel my life needs more substance and meaning lately so i'm sure those things will always be a love of mine but i think i need a new hobbie.

I'd like to meet:

Jared Leto, Albert Einstein, Steven Hawkings, Ryan Renolds, Dane Cook, The whole cast of the bob and tom show, Dog The Bounty Hunter, John Force and his lovely family... There's more i just dont feel like naming them. As for normal people who arent on t.v. and in magazines... I love meeting new people so hit me up or what not.

Music:

I love music, i'd slip into permanent depression without it! I love Avenged Sevenfold, 311, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, My Chemical Romance, Finger 11, Plain White T's, Three Days Grace, Panic! At The Disco, Rise Against, AFI, Taking Back Sunday, Anberlin, Straylight Run, Yellow Card, Ten Years, Matchbook Romance, Simple Plan, 30 Seconds To Mars, Chevelle, Dashboard Confessionals, Jimmi Eat World, Korn, Papa Roach, Pixies, Shinedown, Angels And Airwaves, Hawthorne Heights, Hoobastank, Cartel, Hinder, Blink 182, Blue October, Coheed And Cambria, HIM, But I cant stand Green Day! Bleeding Heart Liberal Pussies! Their old stuff is good but i wont listen to them anymore.

Movies:

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas and Fight Club are the best two movies hands down. Below that any other movie that actually requires nurons to fallow the plot.

Television:

House, Family guy, Nip/Tuck, Dog the bounty hunter, Driving Force, Gene Simmons family jewels, and some others but you get the just of it.

Books:

Hop on Pop, Green eggs and ham, Angels and Demons, anything by Dan Brown, I Am America (And So Can You).

Heroes:

The New York Fire Fighters who lost their lives during 9/11 to save people they didnt even know. Listen to Yellow Card's song called believe, it'll make you cry... it did me. Everclear flame thrower. Rear tire: 120 mph, Front tire: 0 mph, Death from rubber inhalation: Priceless These two can convince anyone to do dumb shit. Jake's near death experience at RMR. Special X Games. Stick um up pussy!

My Blog

Global warming?

   Alright i dont usually do this blogging thing but i'm getting tired of something and i need to rant about it. Global warming as a product of carbon output is a myth. The reason the polar ...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

Kill yourself Democrats.

This is why I'm a REPUBLICAN!!! And extremely happy about that! The Democrats have promised - "A New Direction For America"  The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's arebac...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Pussy ass drugs.

So its two days after my back surgery and i'm in a lot of pain. For the last year and 4 months i'v been in a lot of pain cause i had a herniated disc that i dont even know where it came from. Two days...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST

Do's and dont's of dating.

Alright every one. I'm in the process of writing a book on the "Do's and Dont's of Dating" for the modern true love seeker. Hopefully it will in some way help a lot of people. I'v noticed that the dat...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST