WHO’S DA RULER |
IF MEN RULED DA WORLD -WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND REALLY NEEDED 2 TALK 2 U DURING DA GAME, SHE'D APPEAR N A LIL BOX N DA CORNER OF DA SCREEN DURING A TIME-OUT
IF WOMEN RULED DA WORLD-THEY COULD HAVE A MAN N...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:30:00 PST |
CHANGING |
I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW 2 CHANGE PEOPLE, BUT I KEEP A LNG LIST OF PROSPECTIVE CANDIDATES JUST IN CASE I SHOULD EVER FIGURE IT OUT.
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:17:00 PST |
WE ARE ALL ADULTS.....TAKE THE SURVEY |
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We are all adults...take the survey!
1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?MORING GET THE DAY OFF RITE!!!2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?EVERYWHERE3. Pork, Beef, or Chicke...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST |
WOMEN/MEN REAL LANGUAGE |
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:> >> > * 40-ish..................................49.> >> > * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.> >> > * Athletic..............
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:37:00 PST |
2 EVERY 1 WIT A JOB |
To All Employees:
Dress Code:It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If wesee you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you aredoing well financially an...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST |
PENIS REQUEST |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends or public holidays o...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST |
SMALL BREASTS |
I like small breasts. I know that most women think guys only like big breasts because guys are always like, "I like them big. Let's go pee on stuff." But I like small breasts. They're sexy. They h...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST |
GOOD NEWS WELL 4 ME IT IS |
JUST WANTED 2 LET EVERY 1 KNOW I GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE PEOPLE AND I GET MY D/L IN 2 WEEKS ISN'T THAT GREAT A NIGGA IN THE HOUSE DOIN FLIPS AND SHIT AND U KNOW I'M GONNA COME WIT SOME KILLER WHEEL...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST |
MY BABY CASSIE |
HEY GUYS JUST WANTED 2 LET ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND SINCE NOBODY IS GONNA GET ME SHIT JUST GO LISTEN 2 MY FUTURE WIFE CASSIE CAN U DO THAT 4 ME GO HEAR ME AND U AND LONG WAY 2 GO SHE'S SINGING 2 ME AND NOB...
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST |
ON THE REAL THO |
MY BLOGS ARE JUST JOKES NOT 2 B TAKEN SERIOUSLY U GIRL DON'T B THINKING UMM HUMM JUST LIKE A NIGGA HE'S A DOG THE SHIT UP THERE JUST 2 B FUNNY AIGHT
Posted by FAT RAT WIT DA CHEEZE on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST |
