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Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It

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About Me


My name is Nickie. I'm 22. People say I don't look my age but the thought of getting older still scares me.
I'm at Sheffield Hallam Uni studying Early Childhood Studies. I used to want to be a teacher but I'm not sure if I still do.
I have four jobs. I work for the university on open days as a student ambassador(I'm probably the worst example to set to new students but hey, its a fiver an hour!), I do flyering for the Leadmill, I work on the bar in a hotel in the city and I have a job in a pub back home! Busy girl.
My best friend and I used to have an imaginary friend called Vincent who lived underground.
I love Baileys. I am also quite partial to Irish Meadow, Irish Knights, O'Sheas and any other genius bargain alternatives to Baileys.
I used to host sex toy and underwear parties. Make of that what you will.
My friend is a porn star. Don't ask who and no, they're not on myspace.
I have a dog called Meg and a hamster called Hendrix.
I'm scared of moths. It all started when one was in my room when I was going to sleep and I thought i'd leave it. It divebombed on my face and scared the shit out of me. True story.
I'm also scared of needles. Very scared. Which isn't good when you want a tattoo.
I went travelling to Australia for six months. It was the best experience of my life and I can't wait to emigrate there when I finish uni.
I'm clumsy, I trip, bang my head and generally hurt myself a lot.
I used to play football at junior and senior level as well as sunday league. I was once voted Manager's player of the season.
I once crashed a taxi into a petrol station when I was drunk while the driver was inside buying cigarettes.
I'm a hopeless romantic.
I talk in my sleep. Mostly nonsense. Which makes little change to what I talk during the day.
I genuinely believe music will never be as good as it was and we'll never have songrwriters like Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan again, only copies of them.
I'm an old school computer nerd. I love my megadrive and nes and i'm always playing on my ps2.
I'm proud to be a Brummie. I think its funny that my housemates impersonate my Brummie accent. "She's only having a baaaaaby". "Graaaavy".
I'm the biggest Simpsons nerd. There aint nothing about the Simpsons I don't know. Or Jackass! style="position:absolute;z-index:9;left:0px;top:0px;"
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My Interests

BIRMINGHAM CITY!!!!
SPENDING TIME WITH THESE LOVELY PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM LIFE WOULD BE VERY VERY DULL!!!!!

Thats Daddy Nickie. Officially, the greatest guy in the whole world. I live with him back home and its like living with your best friend. The funniest person I have ever known.
Thats Mummy Nickie as if you couldn't tell. Amazing and inspirational, she's the best Mum in the whole world. We may piss each other off but I wouldn't change her for anything. I can talk to both her and my Dad about anything and I feel so lucky to be able to do that with my parents.
Gorgeous James, my brother. Well he's not my brother but he's the closest thing I'll ever get to a sibling! He's so lovely and the best friend I've ever had. He's always been there for me and hopefully always will be, right from our Dan and Pan days to when we're old and grey! Johnny Boy! Love him. He's an awesome drinking partner and a great friend. He might be moving to New York and if he does I'll be gutted because although we've only been best friends for a few years, he's also like a brother to me.
On to my housemates (the good ones!). This is Anu and Ferg. They're such good friends and I love them to bits. Anu is my den making buddy who i chat a load of shit about a load of shit with. "Did you just blow your nose on that kit kat wrapper?". Anu often has the unfortunate task of taking care of my drunken sorry arse altho I'm stepping up and doing my job for her now - cold compress? And Cowan! He's cool, definitely a keeper! Can't wait to live with these two again next year.
This handsome beast is M.Hizzle. Matt likes to thrust when drunk. His thrusting theme tune made me laugh so much I cried. Quality guy and a really great friend. Shaving foam? Sellotape? Bret Liquorish?
This disgusting specimen of pervy man-ness is Mark. Love him really, although he does give me loads of abuse, whip me with towels, turn my light off while i'm trying to work etc etc. Meeting Mark has definitely expanded my vocabulary - never have I heard so many dirty words come out of one mouth!

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I'd like to meet:

Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius etc etc, Dave Grohl, Wes Bentley, Justin from Hollyoaks, Nick Lachey (only cos he's fit), Jimi Hendrix (I know he's dead!), Bob Dylan, Homer Simpson.

I'd also like to meet Jasper Carrott, Jimmy Carr, Jonathan Ross, Ralf Little and so on and so on...

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Music:

2 Many DJ's, Air, Arctic Monkeys, Audio Bullys, Babyshambles, Basement Jaxx, Beck, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bob Dylan, The Bravery, The Chemical Brothers, CKY, Coldplay, Cypress Hill, The Distillers, DJ Format, DMX, The Doors, Eels, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Gomez, Green Day, H.I.M, Incubus, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Kasabian, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, The Kooks, Led Zeppelin, The Libertines, Linkin Park, Lit, Massive Attack, Maximo Park, Mr Scruff, Muse, N.E.R.D, Nirvana, Oasis, Pavement, Peaches, Pink Floyd, The Prodigy, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Soulwax, Stereophonics, The Strokes, The Subways, The White Stripes, The Who, Zero 7 and The Zutons.

Movies:

American Beauty, Almost Famous, Haggard, Go, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Saw, Seven, Crash, Jackass the Movie 1 & 2, The Witches Of Eastwick, Anchorman, Dodgeball, The Sweetest Thing, Hackers, Heathers, The Craft, most Adam Sandler films, White Men Can't Jump.

Television:

Jackass, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Dirty Sanchez, Hollyoaks, Neighbours, Sinchronicity, This Life, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl.

Books:

Anything really. Although all I get to read nowadays are uni books!

Heroes:

My parents. a

My Blog

New years.

And so the end of the year approaches!!! Hmm what a year it has been. Leaving uni, back to uni, moving into a new house, losing friends, gaining friends, old friends, new jobs, breaking up, getting ba...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

What would you do if...?

What would you do if I?1. I made a move on u:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I asked you on a date:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a fig...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Top 20.

Someone asked me today what my favourite song of all time was and it really bugged me afterwards. So much so I got even more distracted from my uni work. Damn it. So I came up with my 20 greatest song...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST

It's weird but I kinda like it...

I am not a poet, living is the poem I am not a singer, I am in the song And I've got a story that I cannot write down ... Every note's an answer, every word's a sign Every man's a dancer, following...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

I'm bored...I didnt write this but amuse me and make me :O)

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in five word...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST

The sickest night of my life...in England.

In Oz I had the most fuckin insane night's drinking and was the most drunk I've ever been in my life...I even got a kidney infection out of it as well. Well, I nearly achieved another personal best la...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 07:19:00 PST

BORED BORED BORED.

Body: Fill this out and re-post as a bulletin! 1. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Lara. A girl I used to go to college with. 2. Where was your first kiss?At the creche where my Mum wo...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:34:00 PST

Ryan Dunn

Having just forced another one of my poor friends to watch CKY in a bid to see the beautiful Ryan Dunn I have concluded that I am becoming obsessed with the Dunn. He is a fine specimen of a man but it...
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:50:00 PST

My Space

As you will notice I have pimped out my myspace a wee bit and to the best of my abilities. How the fudge do you do any more? I need help....
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST

Bloc Party

I never did say how fuckin awesome Bloc Party were live. Can't wait to see Foo Fighters in December now. Seen em live before and they're amazing. Dave Grohl, I bow down to you.
Posted by Too Stoned To Sneeze Without Regretting It on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:40:00 PST