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Yo whats up my names Johnny. I graduated from Amat in 2004, and I'm going to school full time double majoring in Math and Econ and working full time so that means no time to waste. Time management is something I have to do wisely(I like to call it time rationing). While everyones out getting drunk off their asses not remembering shit, going to the clinic the next morning, I'm either going to be studying, working or the designated driver who has to pick their ass up, or make sure they're the ones who don't get knocked up(honorary cockblocker they call me hahaha) by acting like their boyfriend, older brother, or gay friend(I do a really good and believable gay impression, why I'm letting you know this? No fucking idea, I've seen worse shit on peoples 'about me' sections so don't trip) from up north who's visiting for the week. Sure I'm a little behind right now from where I should be at this moment and I regret some stupid decisions that put me here(like writing a fucking novel for an 'about me' section, shit I've done term papers shorter than this), but a life without regret is a life without lessons learned and that's made me change for the better. But hey I'm back on track. I'm transfering to CSFullerton next semester(hopefully, or the semester after that) and about halfway done with college. So far life's going, I have the most kickass friends who put up with me and my shit talking, I have a tight full-time job at Best Buy that helps me pay the bills and have money to save. If you got AIM hit me up at RamsDodgers44, I'm on the shit like all during the week, but not the weekends cause I HATE HATE HATE being home during the weekend(see designated cockblocking gay impersonation tidbit a few lines up), but if I am home I'm studying or doing homework, what a nerd I've become. Even if I haven't talked to you in a while I'd like to know how you're doing and keeping in touch anyways(as long as you're someone I know). If you actually took the time to read this crap then you seriously deserve a prize, or are just so fucking bored out of your mind I somehow came to mind and you just wanna see how I'm doing and what I'm up to. How bout I make a quiz on this and if you get 100% I'll buy you a lotto ticket so if you win I can technically say I gave you $20 or $50. Oh or $1000 a week for the next 20 years. I'm serious too. Anything else you want to know about me is a simple question away.Random shit:
-As you can fuckin see, I fuckin cuss way to fuckin much
-I can't fucking stand people who act hard, They're just immature pussies who are more talk than anything.
-I love talking shit to people's faces. If I'm cool with you then I still do it but in a loving way. I love people who can actually talk shit back with wittyness.
-I don't care how fast your car is, or how shiny your chrome wheels are
-i CAnT sTaNd iT wHen PeOPle tYpE lIk DiS. I LikE 2 rEaD EnGLisH Da WaY iTs SuPpoSeD 2 B wRItTen. uR nOt 5 yEaRs oLd aNyMOre.
-Lindsey Lohan is fugly
-Star wars is an overrated piece of crap
-Mother teresa was a fraud
-Racecar spelled backwards is racecar
-Stop trying to act black(wiggers) or japanese(anime nerds)
-Opinions are not facts so don't use them in a debate
-You're not rick james bitch
-You don't need talent to be a musical artist anymore
-I'm not innocent so I don't act like I am, and neither should you(unless you're a kid, but kids shouldn't have a myspace anyways)
-I want to time a giraffe throwing up
-Girls DO masturbate
-If I was a girl I'd be a lesbian slut
-Count Chocula is the best cereal ever
-Anyone in a gang is a tool
-Talk right please. When you say "I axed her" instead of "I asked her" you're implying that you indeed "axed" someone meaning you killed them by means of an axe and I may have to report you to the police and get some bounty on your ass just because you think its cool to mispronounce shit
-I love the way the bread aisle smells in supermarkets
-Warning labels should be taken off everything so we can get rid of idiots
-There is no such way as having "better taste in music" than someone else
-Ass smells like ass and nothing else. When I say "Ew that smells like ass" it doesn't fuckin mean it smells like "shit"
-Entertainment reporters must have shitty jobs cause you get paid to do reports on people who make what they make in ten years in only like one week, doing the most pointless bullshit ever.
-You just wasted 5 seconds of your life reading this random sentence assuming you can read at least at the 6th grade level. Otherwise you're pathetic and are struggling on the seventh word in the first sentence
