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knobtrickles

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About Me


Nana korobi, ya oki. to fall seven times, to rise eight times
i wake up to more, everyday
i'm happy right now, im in love! and i cant wait to go away with my boy!
dean loves baby, baby loves dean, together we can make! a happy family, where we go to the zoo, and take a packed lunch, leave the kids in the park, and go back for a Fuck!!!
i am and always will be the odd one out. apparently i have a pornstar voice. i have a rather large obsession with fat people, and i will happily draw you butt naked. my isomniatic tendencies might answer for my irrationality. i'v made a few mistakes, but my chest makes up for it. im in love with tattoos and scars. i keep everything and wish my life were a Jane Austen novel. i'm never wanted, nore kept. if i like you, ill bully you and let you touch my shaven bit. i wear feathers in my hair and always forget to take my toothbrush when i go away. it, along with most of my wardrobe is blue. boys with imagination make me smile, as do girls with respect. i really am addicted to chocolate limes and songs that make no sense. i won't marry anyone unless they know how i like my bacon cooked and how to perfect my fish fnger sandwiches. i want to match evrything you will ever need. i need to get out of bristol. thats about all i can make out right now. forgive me, i'm Kat and i wrote this at 4:56 in the morning.
Now take my hand and hold it tight.
I will not fail you here tonight,
for failing you, i fail myself
And place my soul upon a shelf
In Hell's library without light.
I will not fail you here tonight.

My Interests

MY BOY My babey Dean :) i like him lots, even though he makes me walk for miles to go to blockbusters and then back again to get cash! he sings about rubbish before he sleeps, and plays his guitar to perfection when he wakes up in the morning. i like how he walks about in a sexy way, and how he gets scared about the wind messing his hair up. he likes my bum and gives me his clothes to wear. he looks as lovely in the morning as he does all hours of the day. its lovely how we both call out birthmarks islands. i think its nice that he helps me wash my hair, and that his cat fancies me too. i like how he calls me lil - un and how he can sound just like Borat. i like it when he tickles my feet in the cinema and wears my jeans. i think its funny that he thinks i have a porn-star voice, and likes silly words I say. i like waking up in the morning to find he's been awake for ages holding me. he tickles me even though i make a scene, and puts cold things on me to make me jump. he spends a fortune on ringing me, and doesn’t care. i like how he gets sleepy in my bed, and how he knows exactly how to make me smile. i adore how he has a midnight feast every night. i adore how he likes to wobble me and how he makes me buy his train tickets. i think its funny that he finds the weirdest things sexy, and how he mimics me because he thinks its cute. I think its cool that he taught me to play chess, but I cant help but be rubbish at it. Everything we do is amazing, I don’t want to be with anyone else :) i like how he isn't afraid to be himself, and how he accepts me and all my faults. I’m a better person just from knowing you, you have taught me so much. I can’t wait to go abroad for the first time with you. thank you for everything, I’m so in love with you :D

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet
someone who'll take me to the ballet, i miss it. someone who'll take me to japan - i am obbsessed.

Music:

brand new, death cab for cutie, k-tron and the exploding triangles, trash fashion, breath carolina, jefree star, Enter shikari, hadouken, CSS, FOALS , the horrors, johnny truant, noisettes, peggy sue and the pirates, gym class heros, norma jean, alexisonfire, bring me the horizon, 30 seconds to mars, city and colour, I am ghost, white rose movement, tom vek, sky eats airplane, ladytron, new york pony club, alasena, horse the band, shiny toy guns, shitdisco, klaxons, echo and the bunnymen, hollywood undead, parkway drive, dividing the line, tiger force, shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames, saosin, the rocket summer, architects, penkifelovelife, from first to last, arsonosists get all the girls, adam and the ants, I killed the prom queen, plan b, the number 12 looks like you, siouxie and the banshees, blondie, yeah yeah yeahs, forward russia, toxic lipstick, mindless self indulgence

Movies:

only in the back row

Television:

skins, family guy, south park and porn

Books:

late night horror