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Sarita Cheetah

I need a HOT SAUCE....

About Me

What lies behind us
and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to
what lies
within us.
I went to Europe for two months and only kept a blog for 5 days - Check it out below...
http://cheetahmama.blogspot.com/
My motto for LIFE:
(just ask to see my chicken noodle soup dance)
Maybe the truth is there's a little bit of loser in all of us, being happy isnt having everything in your life being perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. Making those count more then the bad stuff. Maybe we just get through it. And that's all we can ask for.
So it's time to update me - YET AGAIN! Things have changed, people have graduated, friends have left, but in the end we are all headed the same way. I finally finished with school (as the last surviving member of the A.C.C.T. Unit!) and have given my soul away to Ernst & Young. Check their definition out on Urbandictionary.com, you'll see that I'm not joking. But who needs a soul anyways? I've already traded mine for some chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side... I love my friends, they mean the world to me! And I especially love embarrassing them. I have no shame and will do almost anything for a laugh or $5, whichever is easiest. I'm a slacker at heart, but some how still lucky as hell. Which pisses people off, but I wouldn't change it for the world. I'm a crazy kid! I'm the CHEETAH MAMA! I'm whatever you want! But most of all I am a BIG nerd. An accounting nerd at that, which might make it worse. I spend most of my time at work or avoiding studying for the CPA. When I'm not getting paid or studying, then I am probably hanging out with my friends or browsing myspace for new ones. Everyone says that I am always happy (which is true) and I have a really positive outlook on life. It's pretty hard not to be happy living in a place as great as San Diego. I love music and dancing. If there is a beat I will shake my ass to it and if you're lucky you might hear me sing. Karoake anyone? I do not drink, smoke, or do drugs. Like I said, I'm a crazy kid, so I don't need to. Just ask Brad, if you don't believe me. I am a big spaz, a procrastinator, and at the same time smart. I'm a walking contradiction, but it wouldn't be me any other way. And last but not least... I am ALWAYS late! If this is a problem, you should probably click the little [x] and continue on your way. I was late being born, late yesterday, late today, and will be late tomorrow. I will be late for my wedding and I'm sure I will be late to my funeral too. Don't ask me how, but I will find a way even in death....
Traffic lights restrain your freedom to cross a street whenever you wish. But this restraint gives you the freedom from being run over by a truck. If you were assigned to a job and prohibited from leaving it, it would restrain the freedom of your career. But it would give you freedom from the fear of unemployment. Whenever a new compulsion is imposed on us, we automatically gain a new freedom. The two are inseparable. Only by accepting total compulsion can we achieve total freedom.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

ziba (hahaha i wrote this {ziba})
YOU!

Someone wild and domesticated, naughty and nice...who says I can't have it all?..

Movies:

The Bad Seed - If you know this movie, then you are SUPER RAD!

Television:

ANTM, but I only have like 4 channels on my TV, so other than that it's PBS baby! Thank god for internet replays of TV episodes!

Books:

Becker CPA Review... I'm such a nerd!
..

Heroes:

I love HELLO KITTY

and don't forget.... BAD BADTZ MARU!

My Blog

The Alphabet Survey

T h e l e t t e r A:Are you available?: YesWhat is your age?: 24What annoys you?: Not much, but don't blame your lateness on me.  I already do enough damage by myself... The l e t t e r B:Do you ...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

Can't sleep = survey time...

You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.1. Where is your cell phone? - charging2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover? - missing3. Your hair? - fuzzy4. Your mother? - priscilla5. Your father? - b...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST

Icing on the cake....

You know those days that seem like they can't get any worse.... and then they do... Thank goodness for friends!  I love you guys! ...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

Can you wrap this up for my birthday present?

The one I can't live without... The one that is just as much into me as I am into him... Nothing else matters... The guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot... Who calls me back when I hang up on hi...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:11:00 PST

I just want to let you know...

I WANT TO KICK YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Why do they make us so crazy?????????
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is it real...or just ACCOUNTING MAGIC?!?

Shit. I just feel asleep while studying for my accounting test and had the most awesome dream! In my dream I got an A on the test. WooHoo! I can't believe it. As Bob would say... "Is this real? ...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If the SUA wasn't enough...!

Ok, so what's with people these days being so inconsiderate? I mean really? So I came home last night to find that one of my roommates moved out. That's cool, whatever... I mean the honeymoon can'...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SUA Dreams... or Nightmares...

Working on the SUA... So I finally went to bed around 2:30 am this morning. I was dreaming of the SUA... transactions were swirling in my head... Worksheets and year-end adjustments were not balancin...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yogurt for a Cause!

Ok, so I did my part! I ate 11 containers of yogurt and I am now sending my lids in to "Save Lids to Save Lives!" WOOO! I earned a whole $1.10 for Breast Cancer Awareness. I hope it helps...b/c my sto...
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Study Buddy?

I am now accepting applications for a Study Buddy for next semester! Anyone want to apply?
Posted by Sarita Cheetah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST