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Joe The Sex

Goodbye Mother!

About Me

..I am Joe. I am studying Marine & Freshwater Biology at Aberystwyth. Its Great.I was born on the 25th of July in that glorious year of 1986 in Colchester, home of Games Workshop, where I go to pick up the chicks, is it not it?My interests include pushing my fingers into my eyes (it's the only way to stop the pain, you see?), bothering people, trashing nursery school's garden's, sitting and winning.I am almost certainly always right, and if I'm wrong, I'm still right (Bob Dylan IS dead).When I'm not a Uni generally being a great person I live in Bures. Everything anyone could ever need is found there. We have swings and a see-saw. And a slide. And Noah's Ark Nursery School have recently sectioned off an area as their garden, which I intend to trash!Say "Hello" to me!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Apart from meeting an exact clone of me for friendship and maybe more, I'd love to meet John "I Didn't Rape Anyone" Fashanu.

Music:

I love anything that makes me wanna dance. I'm into Slammin' Vinyl, Drum & Bass, Rock and Roll, Heavy Metal, Harsh Grind, Gorecore, Status Quo (they're so original and important they get their own genre), Hip-Hop, Grime, Classical, anything from the 80's, but NOT middle-of-the-road mediocre indie and other jingly-jangly rubbish. Also, I have no time for UK Garage, unless of course it is the mighty So Solid Crew, or any of their affiliates.

Movies:

I've recently seen and really enjoyed The Squid & The Whale and Hard Candy. Shan't list all my favourite movies, haven't got the time and can't be arsed, besides who really cares or is even going to read this?

Television:

I'm a big fan of Jam, The Day Today & Brasseye, along with Man to Man with Dean Learner and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. I also love Spaced, Peepshow, Family Guy and all that bollocks...I went a little over-board with the embedding of YouTude videos. Here's just a few links of sketchs that particulary tickle me. Check 'em out..._________________________Missing Child Plea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyYKDIC5wI__________________ _______Sinn Fein's Rory O'Connor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4__________________ _______More Bitch Killer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ycyjdJKhyw__________________ _______..

Books:

I'm not a massive reader, nothing too heavy. I didn't really start reading until after school. I didn't enjoy reading books that I was forced to read for English or whatever. I've recently been reading a lot of Ben Elton, Popcorn being my favourite, and have just finished Dan Brown's Angels & Demons, which I really enjoy up until the dodgy, over-the-top ending. Have also dabbled in a little Tess Gerritsen and, of course, Stephen King.

Heroes:

Noel Edmonds, John "I Didn't Rape Anyone" Fashanu

My Blog

Hello

I am Joe. My Space is well emo. When in Rome, innit?I dropped my toast this morning and have written a song about it; "WOE IS ME - I HATE MY LIFE,  I WANT TO DIE; HEAR MY STRIFE,  MY LIFE'S ...
Posted by Joe The Sex on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST