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Becki K.

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About Me


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My life is basically one long string of embarrassing events and injuries. Sometimes the planets align and onlookers get a two-fer. I love when people (especially little kids) fall down or wreck bikes. I tend to be a "low-talker" and say fuck a lot. I'm positive that my fathers devotion to kung-fu movies led to my belief as a child that not only are numchucks adequate protection but that Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee are actually real street fighters. I hate when my food touches on my plate, and I always eat one thing at a time. I love looking up words in a dictionary, but have an odd inability to spell, which does not explain my eagerness to be a writer? I overcame my fear of being published a while back by writing poorly for a commercial journal, and I hope to someday do more with my writing than I appear to be doing now. I hate when people correct grammatical errors in every day life. I believe, umm, that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside; to serve as warnings to the rest of us; sign posts along the way. I may or may not be one of these wayside warnings?..
I firmly believe porn is a perfectly acceptable form of self expression.:) People who say they are well-rounded are probably heavily medicated. My best girlfriends are still the one's I've met and kept from Junior High. I don't generally trust women... they're f'ing crazy and many keep their nails much longer then any animal necessitating them for hunting prey. I love sun and sweating outside. I don't really keep myself unseasonably tan, but I think I taste a bit better when I'm cooked well-done. It's perfectly acceptable to take as much time as you need to get through the shit life throws at you- or that you insist on throwing at yourself.body, div, p, strong, td,

My Interests


becki --

[adjective]:

Similar to butter in texture and appearance

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comMy little girl interest in cutting a person's head off while photographing has turned into an adult hobby as well. I love going to afternoon movies. I love all movies so much, in fact, that I'm an annoying quote whore- and it really bugs me when you don't catch it- what a waste of a joke. I love the outdoors. Camping, fishing, biking, swimming, just anything and everything outside. Life's too short to spend it catching a cold in central air. I love animals, but I also love eating animals. I love to write, though I'm not doing much of that for myself lately, I finished school and I'm so sick of writing about stupid shit I don't care about that I'm finding it difficult to get motivated in that department. I'm learning to play the guitar, but it's a very slow process for me as I have tiny girly digits and very little patience.
You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right What Famous Pinup Are You?
You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

My baby daddy. Also, sometimes I imagine I get to meet Bush... I promptly rip his arms off, slap him with one, and throw the other into a firey bear pit... .. ....I am 45% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

Music:

I love great music about great things. I don't hate anything. If you tell me, "I love this song because of this moment..." I will love it along side you.

Movies:

The one's I never tire of: The Money Pit, The Last Kiss, Cool Hand Luke, Butterfield 8, Princess Bride, Ghostbusters, The Big Lebowski, Mad Max 2 Beyond Thunderdome, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,Teen Witch, Beautiful Girls, Outside Providence, Scotland PA, Lolita, Men At Work, Raising Arizona, Stella, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Punch Drunk Love, A Clockwork Orange, Wedding Crashers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Weekend at Bernie's, Rushmore, Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Gooodfellas, Labyrinth, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas:), all Jim Henson muppet movies, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, High Fidelity, Terms of Endearment, Harold and Maude, Flashdance, and ssshh... I'd still watch Dirty Dancing if no one was looking. And the sexiest man alive is Chevy Chase in the first Caddyshack...

Television:

Frisky Dingo, Aqua Teen, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, Spike Tv's Takishi's Castle, Head of the Class, Frisky Dingo, Aqua Teen, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Boondocks, Futurama, Family Guy, Weeds, Californication, Frisky Dingo, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, The Office, How I met Your Mother (even though i think Ted is a pussy), Carnivale, Scrubs if I don't think too much about how similar it was to Grey's Anatmomy, Old Fraggle Rock Episodes, The Muppet Show.

Books:

I love to read, but I worry that secretly I'm only doing it because I'm afraid I will have missed something I'm suppose to just intrinsically know in this lifetime- and then I'd just look stupid in conversations for not knowing witty banter when I see it. Right now I'm trying to concern myself mainly with classics I always meant to read and didn't when I should have, but I have a love of contemporary crap as well. I love David Sedaris books. Regardless of fraudulent marketing techniques I did like A Million Little Pieces; though I did find his recollections a little eerie because nearly everything he described in his horriffic experiences- I firmly believe my friends and I experienced on a regular basis during college. Waking up on a bus with no teeth? What? I also think that A Hundred Years of Solitude is the most beautiful book I've ever read, and I can't even fathom what it must have been like in it's original translation. Though I appreciate Faulkner, I am a Hemingway person at heart.

Heroes:

I'm not sure really, but I gotta be honest, Justin Ripley is the ballsiest man I've ever met because he looked "expect you to" right in the face and said "FUCK YOU, I'M STARTIN A BAND!!!". I admire that. Oh, and I love Gilda Radner and Helen Thomas.

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You Are 70% Impulsive
You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility.
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions.
But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life! Are You Impulsive?

My Blog

Gertrude is a badass old broad.

The following is a press release. This is the story of Gertrude Rothschild.  Gertrude is my hero. Gertrude evented lasers. That’s right.  Lasers.  Gertrude is now suing a meriad ...
Posted by Becki K. on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Is this your work?

So, a friend just sent me this and asked if I’d written it, sadly, the answer is no, I did not.  I couldn’t stop laughing about it.  Apparently, she just moved to a new apartment...
Posted by Becki K. on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:01:00 PST

I am Legendarily Desensitized

Kinda bored today, so I just watched I Am Legend for the first time... Humans die by the masses, I numbly sit- eating Twizzlers. Dog dies, I cry like a little bitch with a skinned knee....
Posted by Becki K. on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:51:00 PST

I’m a social tard.

So, I just found myself in a complete state of shock. I don't have any good reason for being shocked, because it seems silly to assume that when you break up with someone in the small state of Kansas ...
Posted by Becki K. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

New Years promises I will certainly break...

I just read Matt's resolutions. I admire him for attempting to change things in his life, and while I usually make it a point to not make resolutions (not out loud anyway, I usually stash them in my h...
Posted by Becki K. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

Juno, It sho am good.

..> It's MOVIE TIME... So, there's a lot of movies out right now that I'm curious about, but probably won't get to see in the theater because I don't seem to have a lot of "movie going friends" ri...
Posted by Becki K. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:25:00 PST

Levins State excerpt

On Levin's state, a man and a woman meet  two melancholic, lonely people. They like one another and secretly hope to join their lives together. All they need is the chance to be alone for a moment an...
Posted by Becki K. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:19:00 PST

The Break Up

Ugh.Something awful has happened.I have just run out of space on my ipod.I never thought this would actually happen?  I'm not sure why I thought that?  In hindsight that seems kinda stupid.&...
Posted by Becki K. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST

Willy Zabka... aka Johnny Lawrence

So, after careful consideration, I've decided to go as WIlliam Zabka for Halloween...Hell, I may not wait, I might just start wearing my Kobra Kai Uniform and a bandanna and calling myself Johnny Law...
Posted by Becki K. on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

These are even worse then my drunk stories... I'm fucking amazed.

From TuckerMax.comI suggest this blog to anyone who's a drunk ass.I can't stop reading these, they're so unbelievable that you just couldn't make this shit up.  I've got some great tragic drunk s...
Posted by Becki K. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST