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About Me

Supporters of the Dylan McKay Fantasy Camp. Scientology a la CARTE! Aspiring to one day become Tom Arnold. Engageing in Cornhole Rodeos...Yee Ha! Headbangin' beerbottles. Hopes and dreams and Phetus on the ground! Sleeping in Crates. Triumphant Transients. Praying before meals. Cheatin' Death. Yearning to contract full blown A.I.D.S..Goin' through your purse. Making gooey blender drinx ON THE BEACH!! Living in Trolly Park trashcans. Watching ambulances fishtail in T.J. while eating Cheeto Burritos. Being proud mascots for Team Scumbag. Portraying our neverending unconditional love for Jonathan Brandis...

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Member Since: 26/01/2008
Band Members: Geoff (1997 - Present), Funk (1997 - 1998), Phetus (1998 - Present). Backing Trannys include: Farty Powell, Kevyland, Emskimo...
Influences: Trashcans on fire. Wyld Stallyns. Infomercial Hosts. Dick Clark's disgruntled behavior on new years eve (2007-2008). Spike (R.I.P.). People who wear clothes with flames on them (Krull). Peg Pelvis Pete. Christian After School Specials. The Post Coital Receeder Rubbings Of Brandon Walsh and Dylan Mckay. Colon Blow. 45 year old drifters who STILL don't have their life together. Chistopher Reeves (post-accident / pre-death). Blue Iris. Tranny Tramp Stamps. Roustabout Rascal Riders.
Sounds Like: A Garbage Truck Fell Off The Empire State Building. God Shitting Nintendo Games. Funk's Grandma. GAME OVER...
Record Label: ButtBonchBalls
Type of Label: Major

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