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Massam

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About Me

Live in carlton, which is a rite party place...well atleast it used to be...no wait its always been pretty crap. Ye anyway lived there most my life, bout time i got out really. Been rised by the streets which turned me into a bad arsed gangster and ive now got 5 kids... no im just a regular cool guy who been brought up by a loving mother and father and 2 slag sisters, just kidding there not that bad. In my spare time i usally get called into to work, as a lifeguard, thats right, i am a potentail life saver. At work we like to do as little as possible but we all love to have a game of hole in the wall (legend of a game) or lobs on. Bare in mind this these games can only be played in a sports hall environment, so if anyone has a spare sports hall lying around i would love to have a game with you.

My Interests

Football, music, Poker( a way if living for josh, pissing josh off (only kidding mate), although it is rather easy and most of the time rather funny

I'd like to meet:

Somebody with bigger eyebrows and more houses than josh. Somebody who isnt a jew, but looks more like a jew than nath. somebody with a brighter coloured car than mark. Somebody with a more fucked up knee than ben. Somebody who isnt gay but acts more gay than fitty. Somebody fatter than will (just kidding mate, ur not that fat) A women with a rougher voice than kirsty. Someone more yellow in colour than luke. Somebody who bums Ray Mears more than dom

Music:

Bit of a slag when it comes to music, will give anything a listen. Like to listen to 2pac, Kayne West, artic monkeys, hard-fi, oasis, CHILLIES!! come on 6th july, guns & roses, Queen and hardcore which has been drilled into all of us by josh and no i can tolerate the stuff and rate some of it rather highly

Movies:

Enemy at the gate, Happy Gilmore, Pulp fiction, Full mental Jacket, Green Street,Rocky 1-4 not a fan of 5, Snatch, scarface, ice age (good old scrat) those but to name a few

Television:

Love the Simpsons and 24.. oh and top gear also deal or no deal, its so crap its good, wish the college bus would get back earlier so i could watch more than the last 10 minutes

Heroes:

Kiefer Sutherland aka Jack Bauer (wish he was my dad) Freddie mercury about the only gay that did anything of use to anybody © MCT Layouts