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Daniel

I'll do it my way

About Me

I droped out of school 'cause I didn't feel like trying. One of my professors then pointed out, "Trying is the first step toward success.", but what he doesn't realize is that trying is also the first step toward failure, and I'm not a gambling man.

My Interests

Hunting the dangerous and elusive Kenny G. Don't fool yourself, if he got the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you love.

I'd like to meet:

Cute girls with rich parents that are old and sick.

Music:

JAZZ (Count Basie is my God! Kenny G can, and should, die a slow and painfull death), Blues (real blues, not the fake blues that people play and think that they are a playin' the blues, I hate that crap), classical (I'm definatly a Bach whore), and anything that is intelegent, or not made just to make money.

Movies:

Anything good, and somethings that arn't.

Television:

The Jana Show, soon to be on HBO.

Heroes:

Kenny G, I wish I could make money having absolutley no talent or musical ability at all. "Songs in the Key of G" my ass, like he knows what key he's in. Ass hole can't even read music and is out there giving a bad name to all us real jazz musicians. Kenny G and his disgusting sounding soprano sax belong in the lowest level of Hell. Hey buddy, no one but Sidny Bichet has used the soprano as their only intrument, and you're no Sidney Bichet. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY!!!! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?!?!?! OR THE ABILITY TO HEAR SOUNDS!?!?!? WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SUBJECTING THE POOR STUPID MASS OF PEOPLE TO YOUR CRAP!?!?!?! THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER AND ARE CONFUSING YOUR BULL SHIT WITH REAL MUSIC!!!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! STOP ENCOURAGING THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR!!!!