Suck me, beautiful

Some randomness: My sparse photo blog.
How appropriate is this:
Gimme some sugar baby.
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
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"It's about time I achieved something with my life. What I want to do in my production is electronic music that feels more human and more live, just letting the machines malfunction and me be barely in control of them. You just need to know where to inject the life into it, and how to, and then the computer can become an instrument just like any other. Computer music is naff really, unless it has that punk feel. Those dirty bits. That's what makes it human, and that's what I'm focusing on now." – James Holden
you've never met anyone quite like me.
What to say? I'm tall (6'5"). Scorpio, 220 lbs. No tatts... Haven't found anything I like enough to engrave into my body. My family and friends are some of the most important things in my life. Genuine -but not like Miller Draft, because I'd like to think of myself as an entity a bit more flavorful than pisswater. A cunning linguist, I'm half black and half Swedish - I speak it, not that it comes in handy much. I like people but I'm not very social, if that makes any sense. I'm a bit shy until I get to know you. I try not to take myself too seriously - then again you can't be funny all the time. Women are the most gorgeous - and cryptic - creatures on the planet.
I am a fan of the gloriously cheesy, obnoxious, and in-hilariously-bad-taste topics. I'm a techy freak, and go ga-ga over the latest gadgets.
I relish the fact that I'm different from everyone else. I could survive on orange juice and chicken chow mein for the rest of my life. I do fairly well for myself but my money and my car are far from the most important things in my life (*gasp*... and I live in LA... can it be?). I have a penchant towards fast moving vehicles - cars and motorcycles alike. I know the difference between you're and your, it's and its. I can be quite random & spontaneous. I'm very non-judgemental; I usually take people for who they are and how they act. I like the chocolate sludge at the bottom of hot cocoa. My sense of humor is about as twisted as I get off a rum and coke or 3.
I think pick-up lines are about as cool as getting punched in the nuts, and I don't mean if you're into that shit either. I'm a sarcastic bastard. Funny too, if only to myself. I pride myself in being me, and being honest. I like The Neverending Story, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, and Curious George. A smile from a stranger can make my day. I think the word 'love' is grossly overused in our society. Creativity is beauty; mediocrity is blasphemy. I'm far from average, yet far from bizarre. Just got my motorcycle license... woohoo! Next step is the motorcyle. ;) Slowly workin' my bass guitar skills up to an acceptable level.
So much more to say, but I'm not gonna say it all here...