I’m a dancing fool! Often when I hang my shirts to dry, I pretend they are little soldiers lining up for battle. I am an art student drop-out, who has learned that most of today’s art is shit. I used to collect dead birds & photograph them, until I kept forgetting to throw them away. I love giving my friends wet willies, as well as sneaking up & scaring them. I once found a pair of crutches in my garage, & decided to make my friends believe that I broke my leg. Some say I remind them of their grandmothers just before they get dropped off at the retirement home.
Sometimes I rant about how I love Joel-Peter Witkin .
IF YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN, DO NOT ADD ME:
If you claim to want smaller government, yet you want to prohibit same-sex marriage & equality;
if you claim to want smaller government, but you want to broaden war elsewhere;
if you claim to want smaller government, but think that religion should control policy;
if you claim to want smaller government, yet you think there's an exception for the government to wiretap phone calls;
if you are for raising taxes for the Iraq war, but are against raising taxes to give children healthcare;
if you think that both climate change and the media are vast left-wing conspiracies;
then I'm not interested in getting to know you, & you will probably be offended by stuff that I post.
