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Pornography For Cowards

I Am Mr Susan And Its Time For You To Do The Choosin !

About Me

Hello there young viewer soemthing about my profile has intrigued you to the point where you are reading the pointless details , well done to yourself *claps*. I will probably get along with you I don't get angry at much or argue unless its in the name of humour then maybe. I do say and think weird things but hopefully you will develope a particular skill that everyone else has and just tune me out possibly with some nice mozart. The long and short of it is I love music movies le gaming and just having a laugh and a nice random conversation of sorts, in a coffee shop perhaps ? I will kick your ass at most games :D
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Oli
Birthday: 18th July
Birthplace: Luton
Current Location: Luton
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Royal Blood
The Shoes You Wore Today: Erm Etnies ?
Your Weakness: Marshmallows
Your Fears: Marshmallows
Your Perfect Pizza: Naked Lady Topped ?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To Have A Goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL... if you have nothing else to say just put it.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Lame Reality
Your Best Physical Feature: Little Toe (Its The Shizzle)
Your Bedtime: The Time When I Go To Bed ???
Your Most Missed Memory: Bein A Baby - Being Able To Lie Around With No Clothes On All Day nd Have Other People Clean Up Your Shit.
Pepsi or Coke: 7 up
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wimpys
Single or Group Dates: No Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Never Tried Them
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Indeed
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Am There
Do you want to get Married: Not Likely
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: On And Off
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In A Uterus
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professor of Masterbation
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black/Red/Blue
Short or Long Hair: Inbetween
Height: Shorter Than Me
Weight: Lighter Than Me
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: Dunno
Number of CDs I own: Into The Hundreds
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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Music:

I am into lots of styles of music I would create a list of all the bands I like but A) I can't be bothered as the list is long, B) You won't read it anyway and C) Theres no C just a stronger case to argue if you have A B and C. Ask me if you really care.

Movies:

Heres just a list of some that I like: The Crow, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, 28 Days Later, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Resevoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Hero, House Of Flying Daggers, Donnie Darko, Leon The Professional, Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, Fearless, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Basketball, Orgasmo, Team America, South Park The Movie, Kung Pow, Akira Ghost In The Shell

Television:

I do like the occasional bit of telly and by them I mean sitting in my boxers all day channel surfing, from this you will be able to deduce that I have a rich and fufilling life enjoy. The Mighty Boosh The Simpsons (Not as good anymore) Futurama Family Guy Monkey Dust King Of The Hill Rodney Pingu Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends South Park Scrubs Dead Ringers 2DTV

Books:

Everyone Is Different- Strong Bad , All Dan Brown Books (Not an amazing writer though) , The Haunted + Fight Club - Chuck Palhnuik, The Templars - Piers Paul Reid , The Lost Tribes Of Pop - Tom Cox , 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - Steve Moore

Heroes:

Clearly has to be silver surfer , or possibly spider-man i will not accept batman as a superhero for one main basis, all superheros have a special power such as flight heat vision super speed so on so forth , batman has the power of wealth .... in that sense richard branson is also a superhero plus shoddy shoddy villains the penguin all the amazing powers of a penguin , or having all the amazing powers of a question . The moral of the story Batman = Wrong , cool movies tho.