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Alpha Cracky

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About Me

I'm Cracky. I do things. I like stuff. I sleep 4 hours a day. I am not that bad. I taste like steak if you cook me right. I don't believe I am here for no reason. I think that if you ask nice enough, you can get anything. Star wars is over rated. I would fight George Lucas if I could. That Nicolas Cage fellow too.I like eating and drinking when it is available, and sometimes i think about stuff that is confusing and not meant to be thought about, like that movie Solent Green. What if our food is really made from people? And what if we are really the only ones in the universe? I also tend to get very carried away with my ranting and raving. I think I should get some tattoos. Maybe.... So yeah... You got questions, just ask."When you have nothing left, you have nothing to lose"-Me"Revenge may be sweet, but Karma is a bitch."-Me
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 61% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

i like cooking, eating, reading, comic books, movies, skateboarding, live music(metal, hardcore, blues, techno, and other stuff), the internet, sex, old movies, Vincent price movies are the shit, writing short stories and poems, painting, drawing, hitting up the hookah Cafe, smoking cigars and cigarattes, coffee houses, and book stores. Im now writing songs, and trying to learn to write music.

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I'd like to meet:

Tom Jones, Jessica Alba, the guys from Tool, Slayer, Hatebreed, any of the bands i live by. I always wanted to meet Neil Armstrong too. Maybe have a cup of coffee with Hank Williams, JR, and shoot pool with the Rat Pack. Time travel with Dr. Who. And drink some blood with Vlad The Impaler and that crazy Count Chockula, and other people like Cookie monster, he is the fukin man.
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Music:

Metal, punk, hardcore, hardcore punk, death metal, speed metal, German metal, sweedish death/math metal, and rap, hip-hop, classic shit that set us up for what we are listening to now, techno, and the beastie boys. love it all, but not a lot of country, and i really hate protest songs. they suck ass.
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Movies:

i love the thrillers, the horror flicks, and you got to get mob movies in there. movies in gen. if you ask me. love them all. i even wrote a script once, but i lost it and wasn't able to find it, but it was like a 5 min. movie so far so no big loss there.

Television:

adult swim, late night with connan o'brain, and god know i have my shows, lol.
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Weapon of Choice: Aborted Fetus
Your Favorite Target: Men
Your Kill Count: 1,672,443,097
Your Battle Cry: "Yo mama!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 30
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $254,914,251,107,000
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Books:

i love to read a good book, mainly mystery and sci-fi, books about war, gaming mags., music mags., a lot of the boxcar children (yes, i do mean it), but its kinda have to read when you are as dyslexic as i am. but what i really need to get a hold of is the necronomicon. I'm not gonna read it, I'm just gonna slap people with it. that would kick ass.

Heroes:

Batman, Hulk, the X-Men, Transformers, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, anyone in the military, my Dad, my Grandpa, Jamie Jasta (Hatebreed), Einstein, Hawking, my friend Slim, Doug aka Doog, Slash, Hendrix, Mick Thomson (Slipknot) , Chad Gray (MuDvAyNe), Chad Fernandez (pro skater), my Mom, Mama Maye (James mom),AMEN's Chasy Chaos, J-Mann, Wayland and Jeffery Nothing from Mushroomhead.

My Blog

Fathers Day

So yeah, it was my first fathers day today.I gotta say, it was pretty cool, I got a few gifts.And the best one was from Sammy, it was a Hulk action figure.He rocks and mega claps!Lol,  I was play...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:01:00 PST

time flies....

they say time flies when you are having fun.but they don't tell you that it drags when you are hating everything.so yeah, know you know that time drags when you are hating everything.
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:57:00 PST

the math

The numbers i'm gathering aren't adding up.the numbers I'm getting are just strange, off, and sound like a bank error in my favor.sorry, monopoly is a hell of a game, had to quote it.they are telling ...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:15:00 PST

Sonic boom

Just one way to describe my thoughts today.Just way to much thinking.Just gonna go with instincts for a while.Thinking is over rated.As natural as it is, I’m not about to let emotion get in the ...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:41:00 PST

A-Con ’08

I'm going. It shall wreck. Can't stop me from having fun. Security better be ready for me.
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST

blow tourch please.

No more chains, they where weighing me down. I cut them off in a drunken rant. Drank till I couldn't take any more in. Then I drank some more. Haven't cared for much other than what matters to me...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:09:00 PST

For 2008

lets just wrap up 07 really quick so we can just compare it. 07' sucked. I lost 3 great people in my life. I miss them dearly. I will never forget them, and what they taught me. Stew, you kept my brot...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

weird...

So yeah, I don't know what it is, but for the past week or so, i have been waking up at about 8am. no alarm,nothing, but this madman waking up ready to do nothing. I'm still getting a check from my jo...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

New News!!

so yeah, just cutting to the chase.Im gonna be a dad!i know, its awesome right!lol, just letting yall know.
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:09:00 PST

the robbery

it all happened so quick. we really didnt think it would happen. but it did. we lost a great man to to world. Stewie was a part of us all. We where all lucky to have met him. i really dont know what t...
Posted by Alpha Cracky on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:29:00 PST