First off, fuck the word "Blog." I hate it and all who use it. I'm not going to explain why and I don't have the time.
I'm from Florida. You mention the word, "Florida" and people think oranges and tourisim. But, our biggest export is weirdness. Guess what the biggest grossing film in Florida history is. Are you trying to guess? Deep Throat! Three hundred million dollars and climbing. Are blow jobs the first thing we want people to picture when we mention Florida? No, we definitely don't want blow jobs! No cornholing either, no around-the-worlds, no tittie-fucks, pearl necklaces, muff diving or golden showers. No brown ones either-yuck. I say, "all of that off the table." Walt Disney had it right before he died and they turned his dream into hell with long lines. Yes, good, clean entertainment for the whole family. That's my vision for Florida and America.
I like lounging around and watching sports. As with most people, I enjoy a good party and a good beer. I've accomplished a lot in my young age and I'm currently working a deal to write my memoirs! I write music and hate recording, because it is a pain in the ass. Yet, I have a studio in my other bedroom. On the weekends, I enjoy dressing up as a chick and working expensive street corners. Other than that, Im just your average guy. And what about you?
