AD30: Vampire Crazy! |
.. Why do chicks always want to date the undead? I don't even think vampires can get a boner! Not that I would know from experience...because I don't.... Stop judging me!
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:06:00 GMT |
AD30: Holidays on a Budget |
.. Poor? Well knock it off! You can get through the holidays without losing your shirt. Unless you're a sexy lady. Then you should definitely lose your shirt. In my pants.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:56:00 GMT |
AD30: Player Haters |
.. Why do the candidates have to be so down on everything?ý Because they're PLAYER HATERS!
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:01:00 GMT |
AD30: Baby Eaters |
.. What Barack Obama and John McCain won't tell you about their breakfast
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:01:00 GMT |
AD30: Edumacation |
.. It's a shame education in America is so poorly funded! I think it's very important for our countries' future as leaders of the world for our children to be educated! Here...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:17:00 GMT |
AD30: Ladies’ Man |
.. What's the point of running for president if you can't use it to get the ladies! I'm a sensitive guy, I know what women want. They want me to tell them what they want! Th...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:01:00 GMT |
AwesomeDude30: Saving Some Moolah |
.. During these hard economic times I feel it is my duty as an American citizen, and presidential candidate, to tell you, America, how to put our country back on top! Now th...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:36:00 GMT |
AD30: Using Protection |
.. With all this hype around me and my campaign I think it's time for serious protection. People out there are plotting my assassination, I'm sure of it! Honestly, though, w...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:04:00 GMT |
AD30: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Honeys |
.. I just finished my taxes which means it's time to receive my rebate! Now, there's a lot of things you can do and/or buy with this new flow of cash and I don't want anyone...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT |
AwesomeDude30: Hookers-Friends or Foes? |
.. Ep. 19: There are many hard hitting issues I’d like to address during my campaign. One of them being legalizing prostitution. Good for the ecomony, bad for family v...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
