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Coach Jason

THAT was disgusting. THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

About Me

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.I'm a coach for the Santa Barbara Swim Club. Check out our website: www.sbswim.org

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

My Interests

Swimming, Poker, reading, writing, HD TV, Three Sheets.

I'd like to meet:

B-list celebrities. They're awesome! My number 1 choice? Tom Bergeron!!!

Music:

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? George Carlin (1937 - )Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether. Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005), "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Movies:

I love several different types of movies. Drama, Funny, Action. Movies I have recently seen: Blades of Glory - awesome! Casino Royal - non stop action. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny - good, but glad I didn't see it in the theatre. National Lampoons Van Wilder:the Rise of Taj-not as funny as the 1st, but still funny enough to watch and not feel as though you just wasted 1hour and 34minutes of your life.

Television:

So I have cable, with HDTV and a DVR. Shows I am currently into: Three Sheets, Heroes, Lost, Mythbusters, My Name is Earl, The Office, Discovery Channel, The Riches.

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Chuck Pahlnachuk, Dave Sedaris, Jack Keuroack, Rudyard Kipling, Augusteen Burroughs. Christopher Moore is my new read. Have alll his books, he is a crazy off the wall type of guy and I love it.

Heroes:

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

My Blog

Staying in SB!

Just to let everyone know, I am staying in Santa Barbara!  I got the job as Assistant Coach for the Santa Barbara Swim Club.  www.sbswim.orgIt is a great team and a great opportunity for me ...
Posted by Coach Jason on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

2 weeks in Cali!

So we have been here for two full weeks.  All I can say is I love it.  Still have yet to meet a rude or mean person.  There was one guy on the USCB campus, but he was drunk, so I'll giv...
Posted by Coach Jason on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

Going to Cali!

Finally!  We know where we are going!  Beth and I discussed it and she took a job in Goleta, California.  Its about 10 miles from Santa Barbara, right on the coast!  I'll be sad to...
Posted by Coach Jason on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:57:00 PST