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The Real Mike

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm all respectable and that's all you need to know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't know why but runs outside and sees me standing in their bushes and says "What's your favorite Gilligan's Island?" and I says "The Hamlet one maybe." Then she says "What about the spider one?" Then I say "The big hairy spider in the cave one?" "Yeah, that one's on." she says to me. I wait a bit.. and then tell her how "One time I found a spider in my room and decided to throw it out the window instead of squashing it and when I came back Gilligan was running from that big hairy spider...." Then she says "Good thing you didn't kill it." I say "I know." And that's how we learn to trust each other.

My Blog

I Gotta Blog!

  Someone decided they needed to tell my mom about their weekend and my mom was like "what the hell?"  One story was about how their friend paid $75 for a cat that had been in 3 homes where ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:05:00 GMT