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My Gift to You

Everyone around me's a superstar ...they can motherfucken die...

About Me

I play bass in the best band in the world, Hindsight, better recognize mofo.
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Name Curtis Herman aka Cortez Hernandez
Age 17
Sex yes please
Location my basement
Are you Bang? (hott) (good looking) (attractive) (snuh) snuh
Describe yourself in 3 words bass (x3)
Do you play bass? YESS!!
Why not? -
Do you play an instrument? If so, which? bass!!
Name your 3 favorite bands/solo artists mudvayne, pod, deftones
Out of the 3, which is your favorite? mudvayne at the moment
Whats your favorite song by that band/artist? Nothing to Gein
When was the last time you wore Billy Boots? yesterday
How many cd's are currently sitting on your desk? 64
how many voices are in your head at the moment? 3
What are they saying? it feels so wrong, it feels so right...
What's your favorite holiday? Super Bowl Sunday
Why? its the Super Bowl, duh
Whats your ideal meal? food, and lots of it
If you were sent to prison what would it be for? rape
If this was your last moment on earth and you had to tell God what you thought of your life in one word what would it be? pretty good
What was the last board game you played? cant remember
What was the last song you listened to? Ill Nino - Nothing's Clear
What was the last thing you said to someone? but then u have to break ur leg
What was the last thing you said to yourself (and if you say that yourself is someone, im gonna bludgeon you) myself is someone
what was the first thing you put in your mouth today? my thumb
who let the dogs out? your mother
What would Sigmund Freud say about you? do the world a favour and go kill yourself, and for heaven's sake stop playing bass
If you were thrown out of a 500 story building, after eating 3 plates of spaghetti and 3 pieces of garlic bread, what would be your thoughts in your long journey plummetting to your death, keeping in mind there are 47 fallic objects plummetting directly behind you? mmm spaghetti
Why did you just waste the last 10 minutes of your life? cuz i was bored, and i like to fill out surveys
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What hard-rock band are you?

Slipknot
Congrats, this is my personal favorite band ever. You're hardcore, but you can still relate to people...kind of. You don't really care what they think so it doesn't matter.
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My Interests

consuming mass amounts of alcohol as fast as possible
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I'd like to meet:

RYAN MARTINIE
.. You scored as Bass Guitar. You are or will be the bassist for your band. You love to play a stringed instrument with a deep sound. You are in line with Cliff Burton, Les Claypool, and John Entwhistle.

Bass Guitar


94%

Drumming


63%

Rhythm Guitar


44%

Singing + instrument


44%

Lead Guitar


38%

Lead Singer


19%
What part do you play in your band?
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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:

P.O.D., Korn, Mudvayne, Deftones, Cold, Ill Nino, Flaw, Incubus, Rage Against the Machine, Matisyahu, Lamb of God, System of a Down, (Hed)pe, Slipknot, Bob Marley, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Limp Bizkit, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Sour, Tool, Project 86, Smile Empty Soul, Glassjaw, Cypress Hill, Dr. Dre, Weezer, Kid Rock, Metallica, Coolio, Puddle of Mudd,Third Eye Blind, Godsmack, 311, Alexisonfire, Jurassic 5, Dilated Peoples, Papa Roach, Staind, The Beatles, Disturbed, Seether, Our Lady Peace, A Perfect Circle, John Frusciante, Adema, Meshuggah, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Disturbed, Finger 11, Universal Soul, Sublime, Pink Floyd, City and Colour, Geometry, Green Day, Blink 182, Johnny Cash, Brian Welch, Lynard Skynard, Mushroomhead, Nirvana, Opeth, etc

Movies:



Television:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Curtis Herman
Birthday: May 14th
Birthplace: Montreal
Current Location: basement
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6 feet ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: bunch of stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Gazelles
Your Weakness: ionno
Your Fears: no music
Your Perfect Pizza: big and greasy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy new amp, maybe a new bass too
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i smell
Your Best Physical Feature: my guns, oh yess my guns
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: camp edphy :D
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: tabacky only if its wacky
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: sort of
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: i go to college, and no
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not rlly
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeh
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: BASSSSSS
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: almost
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: obviously
Ever been Drunk: fuck yea
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: not rlly
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: "I'm already dead to this world..."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bassist
What country would you most like to Visit: canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: in between 5 and 6 feet
Weight: not overweight
Best Clothing Style: wtv
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont care
Number of CDs I own: over 100
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dunno
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My Blog

The Meadow

I don't ask why, I just fall into the meadowI close my eyes , and wait to dieYes, I am a liarYes, I am a sinnerPlease forgive my broken soul But I've got nowhere else to goThey made the world so hardI...
Posted by My Gift to You on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Full Colour

(For my grandfather, Raymond Arbour, R.I.P.) I cry why O' why did my mommy have to die?Too many questions, no answers confuses my mindLike what did I do? what did she do? who's to blame?No one un...
Posted by My Gift to You on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Lovebites and Razorlines

"Who you fucking now?" I slice my wrist, to sign my name with.And when you can't compete with the joneses you gun 'em all down, even the father.You fucking whore. Shut up and swallow my pride for me. ...
Posted by My Gift to You on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Ugly

Cold - "Ugly"All the world loves things of beauty and intrigueof these two things I've never had one.Born in this old skin, I'm too sick I can't win,I've lived with this damage too long.My e...
Posted by My Gift to You on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:16:00 PST

The Speed of Pain

They slit our throatslike we were flowersand our milk has beendevoured.When you want it, it goes away too fast.Times you hate it, it always seems to last.Just remember, when you think you're free,the ...
Posted by My Gift to You on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

Coma White

There's something cold and blank behind her smileShe's standing on an overpassIn her miracle mileYou were from a perfect worldA world that threw me away todayToday to run awayA pill to make you numbA ...
Posted by My Gift to You on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

Reason

I'm not gonna lie, I've really only signed up for this thing cuz I was browsing through my friends' profiles and wanted to see their other pics but I needed to have an account to do it; so here w...
Posted by My Gift to You on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 05:49:00 PST