Hey I'm Stan...I love my jacket.
I used to be a boat salesman on Mêlée Island...I had a number of other businesses...all great jobs indeed!License in order!I loved my coffin business because my costumers were unable to come back and complain...After that I began selling life insurances from my crypt.Finally I'd decided that I hated crypts and I moved to Jambalaya Island...you can receive a voucher for a meal at Planet Threepwood!!!I like to talk a lot and promote my own business, but I also hand out useful commercial items. It does not take me long to convince people what things they need and at what price. Unfortunately, Guybrush was a hard bargainer and forced me to lower prices.
My initial appearance was as a shady used boat salesman (satirizing the stereotype of the used car salesman) on Mêlée Island in The Secret of Monkey Island. Over the course of the series, I have run a number of other businesses, each as dubious as my original career. I'm an eternal huckster indeed. My outfit is vaguely pirate-like, but invariably an obnoxious blend of clashing colors and patterns. I always wear a huge hat that seems to be a cross between a traditional buccaneer's hat and a sombrero. I try to overwhelm potential customers with a constant flood of patter while my arms wave distractingly. I rarely stop talking and never, ever admit that I have cheated a customer.I've been last seen in The Secret of Monkey Island when the ghost pirate LeChuck delivers a mighty punch to his eternally-flapping jaw. I'm hurled out of sight, landing in the waters off the coast of Mêlée. Eventually I turn up again in Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge as the proprietor of a used coffin shop on Booty Island—I turned to the coffin business because my customers are unable to come back and complain. I also owned "Stan's Previously-owned Restaurant Supplies", and sold an ineffective flame-retardant apron to Rapp Scallion, who burned to death. In the course of the game, Guybrush Threepwood traps me inside one of his own cheap coffins. Strangely enough, I end up in a crypt (which I myself designed) on Blood Island and manage to survive until Guybrush frees me in The Curse of Monkey Island a year later. Supposedly given "a new lease on life", I immediately begin selling life insurance from his new office in the crypt. Over the course of the game, Guybrush questions how I could have had business cards made while trapped within a coffin, purchases a policy, fakes my own death and collects a large payout; this convinces me to get out of the insurance industry. I resurface once again in Escape from Monkey Island: the enterprising I have moved on to a condominium timeshare scheme on Jambalaya Island. My only action in the game to give Guybrush a three hour long sales-pitch, so that Guybrush can receive a voucher for a meal at Planet Threepwood.
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