Introductions. |
Pamela Finklestein: Yeah, so, can I help you?George Newman: Hi, I’m George Newman. I’m the new station manager.Pamela Finklestein: Ugh! You know, when I first took this job, they told me t...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:01:00 GMT |
SAVE FERRIS |
Cameron: Why’d you kick me?Ferris: Where’s your brain?Cameron: Why’d you kick me?Ferris: Where’s your brain?Cameron: Why’d you kick me?Ferris: Where’s your brain?Ca...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:17:00 GMT |
Ceiling tiles. |
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won’t be needing a drink." N...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
Vigilante justice. |
Rudy: You dropped your candy bar, E.J. E.J.: It’s his. Rudy: It’s yours now. E.J.: Rudy! Rudy: Eat. E.J.: Rudy, I’m not gonna... Rudy: Eat up! Then we’ll call it a day.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:44:00 GMT |
Dialectics. |
Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do no...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:43:00 GMT |
Sincerely yours. |
Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you’re crazy to make us writ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:41:00 GMT |
Pleasantries. |
Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence... Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I’m here to put you back on sched...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:40:00 GMT |
Now. |
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: Wh...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:39:00 GMT |
