I drink too much beer; I smoke too much weed; I curse too often; I don't believe in God; I'd rather have the HIV than be fat; I'm not proud to be an American; I bitch about everything; I support gay marriage; I don't eat red meat; I think our borders should be closed; I don't want kids; I value the company of my dog over any person; I think old people shouldn't drive; I'm incredibly jealous...of everyone; if you litter, I think you're a lazy asshole; I think dumb feminists ruined it for everyone (stupid, bitter, male-bashing cunts! damn you! DAMN YOU ALL!); I support the death penalty; I still live with my parents and don't even care (well, maybe a little); I'm pro-choice; I'm anti-social ; I make fun of anyone and everyone; I am unimpressed by money and material things; I'm impatient and have a short temper; I laugh (loudly) at inappropriate times (like when old ladies fall); noise annoys the piss out of me; my sense of humor is...different; I will forever be late for everything, including my own funeral; I'm an airhead and misplace things constantly coughdebitcardlicensekeyscough; my moods change from one extreme to the next at the drop of a dime (bipolar, what?); Emo kids are whiny and annoying to me; I can't stand being around drunk people but I like to drink; I get stressed out way too easily; I hate small talk; I'm slightly crazy...ok slightly more than slightly; I hold grudges; I find the bar/club scene far too overwhelming; I was born in the wrong generation; I'm always freezing; I'm wicked sarcastic; Palin is a cunt (no sarcasm); I'm a caretaker by nature (oftentimes confused with being a doormat); I'm very easily amused; I'm hard on myself but no one else; I'm kind of a dork; society disgusts me and I'm plagued by the evils of humankind and its arrogant sense of superiority; "I'm not the kind of girl you take home" (rock on, Sheryl)...but overall I think Dennis Leary says it best..."I'm an asshole!" You don't like it, eat me. fantasy layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments music layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments
