I would like to meet Jesus, not the Jesus that walked on water (or so they say), but the Jesus from "The Big Lebowski". Man, that guy was sweet. I wonder who would win in a street fight. We all know Jesus Number One could handle some pain, but Jesus Number Two had a different kind of balls. Jesus Number Two was not only willing to face death, he was challenging the man who threatened it. Thats balls, big fucking balls that, in my opinion, Jesus Number One lacked. Sure, Jesus Number One would certainly last a long time, I think we all know that, but in the end, Jesus Number Two would come out on top. I think Jesus Number Two was a ninja, there is no other way to explain his outfit. Only a real ninja could wear what he did. Now that I've proven Jesus Number Two is a ninja, there is no way (obviously) that Jesus Number One could win. The only way Jesus Number One could possibly beat a ninja (Jesus Number Two) is if Jesus Number One was a Lumberjack. It is well documented that the only known counter to a ninja is a lumberjack. Sure, Jesus Numner One *may* have been a carpenter (I've yet to see proof of that by the way) but there is no indidcation he was, infact, a lumberjack.In conclusion, ninjas are greater than everything but lumberjacks.