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Kris

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My Interests

Assuming the basics of human interaction (good conversation is priceless), and absorption of various media, there are things I love to do.I love playing the bass, it's like Zen for me.Having grown up in Florida, I like to fish, but on the same coin I dont like to surf. Must be too lazy. That and wiping out doesnt look fun. I also like camping but hate hiking.I am an aspiriing writer. There, I said it. I want to scribble for a living. It's the only thing I did at ten years old that I still do today. Though sometimes I wish I could get lost with a giant pile of Legos.I also like to play cards, especially over some beers, pretzels and pizza.I like to cook and strongly believe everyone should know how to make something, even if it's just a bitchin sandwich.I'm a history buff, which I know bores the hell out of some people but for all the going back in forth we do, we really should take a look at where we've been to remind ourselves of where we're headed. The ancient times are my favorites, but the 20th century is also inevitably fascinating.What else? Well, who doesn't love a bit of debauchery now and again?

I'd like to meet:

You. Or maybe not. I'm not sure yet.

Music:

Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Motorhead, Megadeth, Slayer, Pantera, Anthrax, System of A Down, Kyuss, Buckethead, Black Label Society, Avenged Sevenfold, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Mars Volta, Dream Theater, Blind Guardian, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Jethro Tull, Lacuna Coil, Coheed & Cambria, The Shins, Korn, Queen, Radiohead, Rush, Rob Zombie, Symphony X, HIM, INXS, Alice in Chains, AC/DC, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Godsmack, Primus, Rhapsody [of Fire], Arch Enemy, Stone Sour, Sevendust, Mudvayne, Machinehead, Drowning Pool, Panic! At the Disco, Ill Nino, Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, among others.

Movies:

By director: Tim Burton (any of the ones with Johnny Depp and also Beetlejuice and Nightmare but not Planet of the Apes--majorly dissappointing) , Scorcese (Goodfellas, Casino, Gangs of New York) Kubrick (especially Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, and , Tarantino (all 4, even Jackie Brown), John Waters (earlier stuff for the shock value), Sam Raimi (Evil Dead 1 and 2 mostly), David Lynch (Blue Velvet particularly), John Carpenter (Assault on Precinct 13, Vampires, The Thing) and the Coen Brothers (for Fargo, Raising Arizona, the Big Lebowski, but not O Brother Where art Thou which except for a catchy tune and a running gag on hair treatment pretty much stank to high heaven) and Kevin Smith (almost entirely for Clerks)By Genre: Horror (even if it's bad), Sci-Fi/Fantasy (especially if it's bad), Cops/Robbers/Lawyers (silly or gritty both are amusing), Kung-fu, Period Pieces, Tearjerkers (about either sports or fucked up families, 86 the melodrama), and a nice juicy Biopic is also nice when done right.Top 5 Comedies in no order: Airplane, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, This is Spinal Tap, Clerks, Team America.

Television:

The TV wants your brain. And Reality TV wants your soul.

Books:

As an English major it's much easier for me to do this by author. Here we go.Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, J.D. Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Pahlinuk, William Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, T.S. Eliot, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, George R.R. Martin, Peter S. Beagle, Orson Scott Card, Christopher Buckley, Phillip K. Dick, Sherman Alexie, William Faulkner, David Foster Wallace, Douglas Adams, John Updike, Charles Bukowski, and so on and so forth.

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My Blog

A quick aside

I just want to take a moment and thank myself for smoking cigarettes--if I didn't, I don't think I'd ever take the time to come up with any ideas.  
Posted by Kris on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

METAL!!!!

So I've reached a point where I can more or less quit bitching about most things.Some call it serenity, others call it complacency; I prefer to think of it as Rocktopia. Had a practice session with so...
Posted by Kris on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

Squeeze My Lemon 'Till The Juice Runs Down My Leg

100 Bonus Points to whomever can name the song my subject line is from. I've fulfilled one of my youthful dreams, and met and fallen for an elven princess...or maybe she's a pixie...nah, she's too tal...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:59:00 PST

Two Outta Three Ain't Bad

I know ain't ain't a word, but technically since people use it it is.  But is there an apostrophe in it or aint there one?Two sweet weekends in a row after three bitter ones, gotta be happy about...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Let's Jinx It Anyway

I like someone. We'd met twice before, and fun chit-chatting, and I caught a few highly friendly glances.  I spent a good couple hours chatting with her last night, learned a lot, and haven't lo...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:09:00 PST

Half a Moment

Muse, forgive me. I've been watching too much TV. But Heroes is irresistable to a dork like me. I bought a new coat the other day.  First time I bought something nice for myself in over a year. ...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

FIAT

Not the car. "Fiat" is Latin for "let it happen."  It's a great mantra for serenity. I just rediscovered science fiction by the way of Philip K. Dick's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? ...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

Vigil

VIGIL n. Merriam Webster's definition 4 is particularly interesting to me:  an act or a time of keeping awake when sleep is customary.  Fine line between vigil and insomnia.   ...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

To the Baboons With You!!!

I'm happy to hear of the approval.  Here, I shall elaborate on the previous and add more. The South Beach Diet, those who made it and any other fad diet which involves elimination of certain foo...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:01:00 PST

This is what happens when I have spare time

I took a personal day today..which means I called in sick when I wasn't and hung out and relaxed.  I also had an additional reason for doing this as I lost my bank card on Thursday, reported it o...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST