Employment opportunity |
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President |
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Lock up your Wives and Daughters! |
On Saturday June, 14th at about 2:00pm, St. Louis Missouri is going to be invaded by, the "Worst gang of Cutthroats, Thieves, Solicitors, Bikers, and Dickheads".
They all meet up at the Ho... Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:26:00 GMT |
Someone, Pissed in my Cheerios Again! |
Some of you maybe aware of, and some of you may not be aware of. I got to spend the better part of last weekend, in the the Hospital, (Shit).
I went to bed Thursday night early, intending... Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 21:51:00 GMT |
I think someone pissed in my cheerios |
Well another weekend has passed. Not all together good. I took Monday off so I could Ride my Bike all three days, (Sat, Sun, Mon) Finished polishing and reassembly Friday night, ready... Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
My Hands are Freezing |
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are f... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:53:00 GMT |
Tennis Elbow |
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One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor’s office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 m... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:51:00 GMT |
Three Baseball Fans |
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Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. O... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:48:00 GMT |
One woman’s Search for Love |
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When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend...When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for ... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:45:00 GMT |
Try Saying |
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TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I’m certain that is not feasible.INSTEAD OF: No fucking way! TRY SAYI... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:41:00 GMT |