Maggie. <RIP Champ>

I'd like to meet:

About them
Lexington. My lex sex :]. This bitch is the best, forever my best friend. She keeps me sane. If it werent for her, id spend endless hours bored, and sexually frustrated. She rocks my headboard harder then anyone, like ever :]. haha wut dumbasses we r, we talk bout making out with chris brown pillow cases haha. srsly i have so many memories with her like noone could ever top our shit. I trust her with my life and everything in it. shes my fuckin sex waffle :D. I love to lick syrup and butter off her ass flab. hardy har har :]. we can get the best fuckin truth or dare games going. she gets raped by michael jackson, weee :D haha. if she didnt have a bf already wed be lesbians together x]. Olive her Bash. My bullwinkle :]. hes fuckin amazing, endless hours of talking bout microscopic bacteria, lmao. We have the most random and dumb conversations but man oh man, without those conversations and stupid little fights i would have never found my closest friend. he likes to lube my ears . haha our moms r pretty close, both around the same age. They get along very well and tend to interupt our convos x]. weve been thru so much together, starting out as best friends then dating then a break up, and now realizing were just ment to be amazingly close friends. without him in my life would be alot more stressful. i love him to pieces :].
Pebs. My strange eyeball. gawd this girl is the only one i can truly bring my pervertedness out with. alot of others get repulsed, but haha she throws it right back at me. haha fuck shes the best we have tons of sex with daniel x]. haha lopez. lmao not only is pebs the best, but lizz is the fuckin bizz :]. lizz sits in my freezer for midnight sexual favors. shes also tons of fun if u want boners :]. my life without her is like a pizza without dough D: shes my fave perverted sex toy, if u dont know her then fuck u, and if u do kno her then and dont like her then double fuck u :] ur just jealous cuz shes mine. and all mine. :D i feed that lil mexican cheetos. ilh Bella. My bella rella bo della. :] this chick is fuckin amazing. we eat vag juice tacos. lmao. get over it ull never be as awesome as us. even tho we dont talk everyday shes always there when i need someone. and like wise ill always be there for her. boy oh boy her taste in music makes my vagina get all tingley :D. weee shes def one of the best bitches ever. be jealous if ur not friends with her cuz shes like one of my fave ppl ever. shes saves me from boredom at the most random and best times. i love her, get over it. :]
Bossii. This is bossii my saucey chicka :]. I met her a lil bit ago but oh man is she hella funny. shes likes everything all in one big beefy package. shes funny, sexy, sweet, and interesting. haha. her wide nipples r lovely and i just love the way her beady eyes look in her big blocky head :D. shes should bring me tacos more often but eh ill let it slide for a little bit x]. haha i love our chats at beast with brad. haha brads such a little weird gay boy. haha good tymes tho. haha i rly like this chick i hope were always as weird as we r now and i hope were always friends Puppy. So this is puppy. yeah i met this kid like hmm maybe 4 or 5 days agao. haha but hes managed to make it on mii page. hes fuckin cool as shit. hes weird and random, and disturbingly amazing. :] he makes me smile with stupid little things and I love his small fuzzy penis. its brown like a fudge pop, i wanna wax it but i doubt hell let me. he says my penis is gross when its bald D: bald penises r just wonderful. but hes really cool, i can def tell were gunna be friends forever. we get along rly well, and i just love his block head. he never brings me tacos D: damn boy. he should cuz then id prolly let him touch my blad rly large penis just to know wut it feels like x] haha w/e hes a rly cool kid