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jess

bigyellowsun

About Me


My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Funny people, but not clowns. Clowns are scary.
Honestly, I think I know everyone I want to know.
No wait, I would love to meet David LaChapelle, or any other artist that inspires me.

Books:

"What you seek, you shall never find.
For when the gods made man,
They kept immortality for themselves.
Fill your belly.
Day and night make merry.
Let days be full of joy.
Love the child that holds your hand.
Let your wife delight in your embrace.
For these are the concerns of man."
-Epic of Gilgamesh

My Blog

Movies for Sale!

Tis the season where I'm strapped for cash, so I'm selling some DVD's.  All movies listed below are $8.50 each (that's including shipping).  Obviously, they're all used, but in good shape.&n...
Posted by jess on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

Rantings of a somewhat crazy person

Yes, I'm the type of girl who will doodle hearts and flowers and the name of who I am infatuated with on scrap paper while at work.  I don't dream about my wedding day, though.  Never h...
Posted by jess on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

White Castle

...those scrumptious little burgers with flakes of onion..  steam broiled... toasted buns... ohhhh, how I miss thee!  It's been 8 months and 16 days since I last tasted your sweetness, but s...
Posted by jess on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:42:00 PST

More useless info about me :)

1. Join the Military or the Mob?...Neither?   The military probably wouldn't accept me, and connections to the mob are good enough.  I don't want to kill anyone :)2. Turn a close friend...
Posted by jess on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:17:00 PST

Who doesn't want to rape Condi?

OK, I don't agree with what Homeless Charlie said on the O&A show (she's definitely not my type) - but c'mon!!!  This is fuggin ridiculous!  Don't let corporate America run our lives!&nb...
Posted by jess on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

Freedom of Speech, anyone??

Ok, I've been holding off writing this blog basically just to see how everything played out with Don Imus and his "nappy headed ho" comment.  I'm actually sick to my stomach that this man was fi...
Posted by jess on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST

It's all a conspiracy, I tell ya! lol

Well, I haven't been getting much sleep lately, must be from all the stupid crazy thoughts running through my head.  When did the world get so advanced, and when did everyone need to know ev...
Posted by jess on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

The bitch has gone bonkers!

Britney.. i love you more and more each day!!!! ...
Posted by jess on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

I couldn't make this up if I tried!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070202/od_nm/australia_eagles_d c Go to the website listed above.  Apparently, wild eagles(is there another type of eagle I don't know about) attacked a paraglider.......
Posted by jess on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

What the Fuck?! ...Not so angry anymore...

Update!!  I'm in school and my furnace is working, YAHOO!   Now if my truck gets fixed today, surely the world WILL infact end! hehehe  There's no way I can be having this good a day!...
Posted by jess on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:29:00 PST