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BE SCARED... BE VERY, VERY SCARED..... IM ON YOUTUBE NOW!! Typical weekend. This video is from a friend of mines phone after we finished a card game. THE BELCH IS PRICELESS!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hatchet
Birthday: 10/11/1964
Birthplace: Fairfax, VA... True local to NOVA
Current Location: Old Town Alexandria
Eye Color: Green/Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed for writing, ambidexterous for cutting hair
Your Heritage: Im a Mick
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jeans and a Lake Ridge O.W.L. V.F.D. Tee shirt
Your Weakness: Never really thought about that
Your Fears: Having to stay in NOVA just for a good job
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffed crust, and not burnt
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sky dive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont IM unless I have lost my cell phone like I usually do every other month.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?... Why now?
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: varries on what Im doing that night.. I dont have one.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: for diet its pepsi, for regular its coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: The clown will take you down... King all the way son.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I cant tell the difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: about once every 2 months
Do you Swear: #$%#$@#@
Do you Sing: everyday
Do you Shower Daily: no, weekly
Have you Been in Love: Thought so once...
Do you want to go to College: Tech School
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on how much sleep Ive had
Are you a Health Freak: Middle of the road
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom, havent talked to dad this year
Do you like Thunderstorms: From my high rise you get the best ones... yes I loke thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Where do I sign this tab?
In the past month have you Smoked: got a lite?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yesterday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who the hell does that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no... I like california rolls
In the past month have you been on Stage: last night at Brittanys.. I love karaoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Ever?.... Well... You can leave that question up to the Prince William County Magistrate
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Im not going to die.... But if I have to someday.. I would want to die satisfied knowing that I took the right chances, left the bad ones behind, and was humble with my accomplishments and choices.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up.. Who wrote this one Dakota Fanning?
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/brown
Favourite Hair Color: brunette... if she has hair
Short or Long Hair: bald baby.... bald.
Height: 5'8" and up
Weight: Jerry Springer Fat
Best Clothing Style: Whatever doesnt look like she's trying too hard
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont take drugs, I sell them
Number of CDs I own: alot... I dont know
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Number?... 64 ...... ....
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This video doesnt relflect my view on Bush or the war, why would I do that on Myspace? I just think that any girl that can scream like this deserves to be seen. If you want more go buy some Otep CD's
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When you cook a piece of toast, which side of the toaster do you put it in?: The side in the back.. I have long arms and I usually drag my knuckles on the ground
Do you sing along to music?: I sing even if there isnt any music
If so, chorus or the main singer?: Main
When was the last time you washed dishes? : I dont, i use disposable, but I recycle so its OK
Washed a dog?: .... When he was still alive....
What did you have for supper last night?: A cheese, chip, and ketchup sandwhich... You would too if you lived alone
How old were you when your parents told you the truth about Santa?: My uncle ruined that for me.. But I ruined it for my sisters one time by talking to them down the chimney.. I told them they were bad.. horrible brother, I know.
Do you think Pepsi is better in the bottle or can?: Best if mixed with liquor
Have you ever shot an animal?: When I was a kid I had a pellet gun.... who didnt?
What was the last song stuck in your head?: Faith No More's - Zombie Eaters
Have you ever talked to a pinecone?: Only before I eat them with peanut butter
What was the last thing you put on your head?: I dont know, a strip of bacon?...
What color is your cell phone?: Siver with black stripes.. It has alot of scratches.
Have you ever put peanut butter on the roof of a horse’s mouth?: I already talked about my love for peanut butter!.. But no.
How about a dog?: I used to put it on Banjo's nose haha, It was funny to watch him try and lick it off
What type of deodorant do you use, assuming you use one?: Never assume with me, you'll be wrong most of the time.
Last show you watched on TV?: Street Thief on A&E
What is the best flavor of Jelly Bellies?: I Dont know, its been years
Have you ever body surfed at the beach?: every time!
What is the strangest thing you have ever found?: One time on Route One here in NOVA I found a severed finger... No lie
Have you ever said, “Brontosaurus Blubber butt�: Not yet, but now I will
Name one character from the Simpsons.: Me
Name one character from King of the Hill.: Me
Do you wear mirrored or regular sunglasses?: I have many pairs, and their all regular
What is the best candle scent?: Grundle
Have you ever stirred up a fire ant hill?: Oh yes.. I have that on video to prove it
Have you ever had a laughing fit in church?: I need to go again, but no.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: I dont know, I never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl.
Have you ever speeded up a vinyl record just to hear squeaky voices?: Speeded is NOT a word
Ever fallen on a Christmas tree?: Ran and jumped into yes
Did you ever believe in the boogeyman?: I still do
Do you have any scars on your left index finger?: Yes
Have you ever examined one of your digits?: What the hell does that mean?
Have you ever eaten a jalapenõ pepper for money?: I eat them like candy all the time
When was the last time you actually wrote a letter to someone?: 2 weeks ago
Have you ever fallen out of a hammock by yourself?: yep
When was the last time you rubbed the Buddha’s belly?: Never... Alright this quiz is loosing my interest now.
Does your clock make noise?: If it did I wouldnt own it anymore
Do raisins belong in cookies?: No they belong on a stage dancing and singing
How do you like your meat done?: hahahahaha.... nevermind
Do you buy those email chains or just delete them as soon as you see them?: Im the master interpreter, so I believe them all
Which is funnier a mime pretending to be in a box or trapped in a box?: How do mimes even make money???
What is the best prank you have ever pulled?: Ive pulled many.. I have fart spray, fake money, fake lottery tickets.. But the best ones involve mistaken beer bottles.. a friend pee's in one, someone drinks it mistakenly..
Can you say the alphabet backwards?: Only if I've been pulled over and I have a flash light in my face.
When was the last time you literally slapped yourself?: I dont have too, I hurt myself ALL THE TIME without even trying.. I might need surgery on my shoulder for my accident last January, it hasnt set right still
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