Shoulders Deep

So like, here goes..... Loren and seth were like bored as shit and stuff....and Loren was all like "dude, lets start a fucking band"...Seth being the obvious follower of the group said"alright"...Then was the obvious reaction of two teenagers making some music....Like and it started out as all like Deathcore and shit....Then the two were all like"I like other shit besides Deathcore" and then like they were like "Lets get all expirimental and shit"......So then there was the obvious "Yo we like need a bassist and what not"...Then there was this bright idea..."Jonno" I beleive was the phrase that both boys simultaniously uttere..this was followed by Loren shouting "Jynx" thus ensuing in a two week battle of Personal Jynx. Then when the two retards where like"Oh yeah a bass player" two weeks later they remembered to recruit Jonno.....Chapter II......"Shit, who is gonna do vocals?"So one night after practice and stuff loren was chilling with the oh so bitchin’ Storm the Chick. They were like driving down the road listining to Paramore like Faggots Loren came upon the stunning realization that Storm the Chick can sing....This was followed in ten minuites of Loren begging the shit out of her to sing for there next show. Loren being the persuasive and clever devil that he is convinced her to do it....To Be Continued