World Domination
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
"Puny Humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"
I like good booze, good food, great friends, more booze, loyal minions, cartoons, bad dance music and classic rock!
"... i mean, a lot, a lot.. a looooooooot..."
I like to meet people who don't take themselves too
seriously and who are smart enough to realize they
shouldn't be taking me seriously either. I like people
who are open and comfortable with themselves. A great
sense of humor is a must, cuz frankly, I'm almost always
joking. Someone who loves music and loves to dance;
learning stupid dance routines is part of my daily life.
Above all, someone who can see that big ole bright star
shining inside them and isn't afraid to let it out and be
their fabulous self.
OH yes, and I'm in dire need of a trusted lieutenant to complete construction of my Fortress of Doom on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. Also, if anyone knows where I can find another Dragon of Eternity, that'd be great too! Poor Nicodemis is getting loney by himself.
Hellogoodbye, Panic! At the Disco, DeathCab for Cutie, Justin Timberlake, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Matthew Sweet, Ryan Cabrara, Lincoln Avenue, Michael Tolcher, Marc Broussard, Michelle Branch, Justincase, Kylie Minogue, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Dashboard Confessional, The Ataris, Howie Day, Guster, Lifehouse, Pat Benatar, Faith Hill, Jason Mraz, Lucky boys confusion, Kimberly Locke, Something Corporate, Jim Verarros, Graham Colton Band, Adam Richman, Toby Lightman, Journey, The Cars, Pop, Dance, Musicals,
Children of Men, Summer Storm, Volver, Chicago, Hewig and the Angry Inch, Lord of the Rings, Broken Hearts Club, Clue, Noises Off, Harry Potter, Amelie, X-men, American Beauty, Best in Show, Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Memento, Beautiful Thing, Get Real, Trick, Agnes of God, Indiana Jones, Eating Out, Galaxy Quest,
Battlestar Galactica, The Simpsons, Drawn Together, Heroes, Fururama, Roswell, Golden Girls, LOST, Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, The Family Guy, CSI, Voyager, Buffy the slayer of the vampyres!
A Short History of Nearly Everything, Devil in the Details, Wicked, The Mote in God's Eye, The Mating Game, Harry Potter, Franny & Zooey, Picture of Dorian Gray, Lord of the Rings, Me talk pretty one day, Dinner with Friends, Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf, East of Edan, Angels in America, The Da Vinci Code, Prey, Congo, The eyes of the dragon, Drama of the Gifted Child. The Boy who cried fabulous, The Truth(with jokes), Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them, America: The book, Franny and Zooey
My Parents: who knew two people could accumulate that much crap
My Grandfather: who knew one person could read that much
My Best Friend: who knew one person could put up with all my crap