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Special Agent Wood

You don't have to be perfect for me to be perfectly happy.

About Me

I've decided that it's me time. I'm not really going to focus on others for the moment. I know what I like doing and I'm not here to please everyone. Not saying that I won't be there for my real friends, but I'm not going to go out of my way for just anyone anymore. It's pointless, karma is not working for me. I'm just going to go along and do what I want and I'm not looking back.

My Interests

You don't have any cats. I like that.

Crunk Seriously, what is the world coming to?

I'd like to meet:

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
IF you know what the above line is from, bonus points to you!
I'd like to meet a girl who is honest and will actually communicate when something is on their mind...A girl who does not tell me what I want to hear because she thinks I want to hear it. Someone who is laid back and easy going and doesn't want to control every aspect of my life. I'm faithful and honest so someone without severe trust issues would be nice. If I'm going to put myself out there and trust them, I'd like them to not freak out if I go out to the bar with the boys.
I've just about given up on anything romantic thanks to work and school. Not only that but i'm disappointed in the way people are now days. Just a bunch of stupid ass people out there.

Music:

I listen to almost anything..I'll swill switch around from station to station to avoid the commercials at any cost.

Movies:

Dane Cook best put it... "How pumped would you be, going home knowing that somewhere in your place there is a monkey you are going to battle?"
I for one would fight till the death!.... or at least until one of us passes out.
Seriously I don't know what is cooler, the fact that the monkey can do karate or that killer haircut the dude is sporting!

Books:

I have not read a book in a long time other than school books. I need to finish reading the bible cover to cover.

Heroes:

First of all, myself and most of my friends are real life heroes...what am I supposed to put here, a picture of myself???? How about a few pictures of Chase? Anyone who serves others is ok in my book.

My Blog

Motorcycle gangs

What the hell is it that is so cool about owning a motorcycle now?  Seriously, I like them and all but does everyone and their mom need to go buy one and cruise together on the weekends? &nb...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST

Awareness

Awarenesshttp://www.break.com/index/awareness-test.html HAHAHA I saw it but I lost count...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:13:00 PST

Mid life crisis?

So... I was thinking... I’m 26 and single.   I’ve been watching some relationships lately.  I’ve made my observations.  I’ve come to the conclusion that I n...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

Blog (edited for content)

First of all, a big giant WELCOME to my newest preferred member!  See, I really DO love you. Anyhow, it’s been a while since I unloaded and actually posted into a blog.  I’ve act...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

"Deep" Questions.

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone's eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone's eyes when they are telling you how they feel?I do not have any probl...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:17:00 PST

NON-VIPers!!! This is for....you?

The other night/morning (consider I work till 6am and then go home to bed... it was 745am or so) I was lying in bed restless, tossing and turning.  I knew I really needed to get some rest b...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

50 Random Questions...50 Answers

50 Random Questions to Brighten Your Day 1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be? Am I home?  No.  So it doesn't really matter. 2. Your boss tells you he/she will ...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

Racism vs prejudice

This is the text from a friend of mine (who happens to be Black) in response to my previous blog (Felony Vehiclular Assault).    So I hear what you're saying about not being racist and all....
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

Felony Vehicular Assault

Saturday afternoon was not a pleasant experience for me or my friends.  I think I am suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.  I need to vent.  Bare with me.  Thanks in advan...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

Birthdays

So I was wondering what people thought a "good" birthday entailed... what are the good numbers?  What is "old"?  What are the benefits of numbers to your age? Yesterday I turned 25 and I tho...
Posted by Special Agent Wood on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:49:00 PST