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Emma - Sterbation

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About Me

I am a
Especially when you first meet me. I give shit first impressions.
They say I'm deluded.

No thanks, I'm not really into your boyfriend
I can do everything you can do, just alot better.

I laugh at the most inappropriate times.

I spill coke all over myself far too often.

I dance in shops and do the robot in the middle of the street.

I spend all my money on smokes and booze.

I hate everybody that I don't know.
I have too many opinions for my own good.
Sometimes I keep them too myself.

Sometimes I don't.

It's more fun when I don't.

I hate people who are ignorant to the outside world.

I detest communism.

Oh, and I'm probably the only middle class white Irish person to actually have a clue who Che Guevara is, and he's a murdering communist bastard.

I tend to insult people....alot.

It's not a defense mechanism...it's just funny.

I hate people who take my insults seriously.

If you get offended, chances are I'll really start attacking you..

I hate female drummers. Yet I play the drums.

I am a complete paradox.

I always root for the underdog and I love geeks.

I have alot of friends.
I don't like most of them.
But then there's the ones I would die for.
You'd definately know by know which category you fit in to.

I'm Buddhist or I like to think I am.

True Romance is great movie.
If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together

Anything else you would like to know... then...hmm.. go fuck yourself =)

My Interests

Music

Drumming

Forensics

Criminology

Politics

History

Russia

Tsarist Regime in Russia

Rasputin

Photography

Art

Penguins

Monkeys

Bears

I'd like to meet:

RA RA RASPUTIN, lover of the Russian queen.

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Music:

Tom Vek Metric We Are Scientists CSS New Young Pony Club Wolfmother Of Montreal Forward Russia Talking Heads The Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Walkmen Klaxons Arcade Fire Modest Mouse QOTSA Bob Dylan Lou Reed Cream The Buzzcocks Manu Chao The Cure The SmithsThe Shins Smashing Pumpkins Billy Idol Janes Addiction Jeff Buckley MOGWAI!! The Chalets Rolling Stones The Misfits Muse Radiohead Bloc Party Interpol Auf der Maur Hendrix Zepplin Placebo Soundgarden Pearl Jam The Von Bondies Stone Roses Ian Brown Nick Drake etc etc etc.. so many more... get back to me..

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS The Tin Drum Harvey Fargo The Big Lebowski True Romance Nightmare Before Christmas Ed Wood Garden State Sin City A Clockwork Orange To Kill A Mockingbird

Television:

Arrested Development Entourage The History Channel

Books:

The Fog of War

Heroes:


Sara is my boyfriend. We sleep in tents and we spend our lives in bathrooms taking pictures. This girl is unbelievable, she will do anything to make me smile. Having sex with walls and cupcakes make us happy.
Ciara is my bit on the side. I love her because she's underage. 15 year olds do it betterrrrrr. Dancing in kitchens make us happy. She uses me to get to Dan.
Britznay is my sister from another mister. She's hot like whoa. She lives too far away but I'd like her to live in my pants. Don't mess with her. She'll kill you before I get a chance to.
Mia is my hero. She's the strongest girl around. She makes me happy just by looking at her. Being her Auntie Em makes me happy.
These two are fucking savage. Evanna and I like to tip the couch while hitting eachother with therom sticks. Lynn has great baps and stores food in her cheeks. Eating with Lynn makes me happy. Card shopping with Evanna makes me happy
Sian is the little sister I never thought I'd have. But I do so leave her the fuck alone. She keeps moving to silly places that are far away. Having sand fights with Sianny makes me happy.
Mr Jimmy Duck is awesome. Everything about him makes me happy, except when he eats hash browns with a strawberry sundae and kicks me out of his car when I nearly put him through the windscreen. I like to build sandcastles on his feet so he gets cramps. I miss him.
Geoff would probably be hanging out with me right now if I hadn't have got him deported. The fact that I'm shit at lying to customs officials does not make me happy. Neither does getting kicked out of Fibbers for having a bad full of drink.. all his fault... I miss him.. Steven works too much so I never get to speak to him anymore... But when I do it's awesome and makes me very happy. Him and Fabio make me happy.

My Blog

Goodbye.

We Don't Stand We don't stand at your grave and weep. You are not there. You do not sleep. You are a thousand winds that blow. You are the diamond glints on snow. You are the sunlight on ripened gra...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:35:00 PST

Rabble Rabble

Random thoughts I appear to be having.- I went a week with no appetite, then yesterday I had Burger King for breakfast, Eddie Rockets for dinner, and ordered pizza and garlic bread at 3am.- How come t...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

Is this making you happy?

We don't know anyone. We barely know ourselves. We are all completely capable of screwing eachother over. We judge people for judging others. I miss you but I don't know why. I don't miss him at ...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

As she leaves...so will her Famous Blue Raincoat.

I have to face the facts. She's leaving me, she doesn't have long left.I find it so hard to talk to her now.. because when I look at her.. I don't see her anymore.I know she's in there. I'm just tryin...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

Hmmmm...

It's funny how.... it took 2 weeks to get over him and now.. it's not even on the radar.It's worrying how....the happier I am, the tighter the leash.It's pathetic how... seven years on, I'm still no c...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Pleghm numero dos

The Artistic talents of Mr. Tom Mato, as inspired by me.Normally I hate this strange genital-less kid but he has serious talent when it comes to these tribey design..thingys..So I will for once be nic...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

Suddam Hussein and Lucky Charms.

So today was FANTASTIC.I went to college for the first full day in about 3 weeks, and I was still on a high the INCREDIBLE news that Suddam Hussein has been found guilty and will be hanged.Of course m...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

An Apology, as pathetic as it may seem.

I'm sorry for all the hurt I have indirectly caused. I'm sorry for everything I did. Blame me, if it makes it easier. You can't possibly feel worse about me now then I do about myself.I never meant to...
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:55:00 PST

Leave it be.

It's burning me up I've heard it enough I won't let your lousy reputation throw me off I've heard it enough I won't let your lousy reputation throw me....
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

Phlegm

  This is a picture drawn for me by the Mighty Tom. I liked it so much that I thought it deserved a place on my myspace page....
Posted by Emma - Sterbation on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST