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[Ton Jon]

murphin

About Me

the names ton jon--rock is life (except Fallout Boy crap)--im a mosher...not a dancer--i work at Kohls--got my vans on and they look like sneakers--punk chicks are hot--drugs are bad

My Interests

Whatever she wants to do ;)

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Simpson, and not because she is fine as hell, its her intellect that I truly admire. Who would ever think to ask do buffalo wings actually come from buffalo.Dave Chappele, that man is a genius when it comes to comedy.

Music:

METAL-GRINDCORE-HARDCORE....Theirs just to much

Movies:

Pretty much any Ben Stiller, Vince Vahn, Owen Wilson, and Will Ferrel Movie ever made

Television:

That 70's show; LOST; The Office

Books:

The Bible...Anything history will do.

Heroes:

"JC our lord and savior"....and all those who defend this nation for sho

My Blog

Cheating is Part of Every Game (part III of WG)

Why is it that when you have talked to a girl for the first time, she mentions her boyfriend in the first couple of sentences.  You would probably say because "she has a bf and she's lettin you k...
Posted by [Ton Jon] on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST

Girly Poems

11/22/2005 7:43:00 AM Christy Angsten's Poem: There is this guy named Murph, who has a gigantic smurph. There is this girl named Angsten, who had a lovely wangsten. Angsten dated this guy, who always ...
Posted by [Ton Jon] on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:09:00 PST

Continuous Game of Confusion (part II of WG)

I have come to realization, that yes, men do play games...there just not as long and complicated as womens.  So what we have here is a "Continuous Game of Confusion."  Boys and Girls playing...
Posted by [Ton Jon] on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:39:00 PST

"THE WALL"

I was reminded the other day of something we used to do in High School.  Any time somebody was talking to you, and you got sick of them talking , or you were mad at them and didn't want...
Posted by [Ton Jon] on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:00:00 PST

Women Games

Women have more games then Milton-Bradley.  It something me and my bro Throg have said time and time again.  And its not like anyone wins, its a continuous game throughout the universe. ...
Posted by [Ton Jon] on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 07:37:00 PST