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UR FUTURE EX-WIFE

I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp. And I live life like the captain of a sinking ship.

About Me


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For those who don't know me... I love my pets: Mia, my tiny black monkey-cat. Drey, alsdkfhweofi! Sooo cute! And Sid who, ironically, is sometimes vicious.
I'm a sucker for the elegance of movement (perhaps I'm a closet Futurist) therefore, windy days are my fav. Fog over open water comes in a close second.
My current artwork consists of redefining the limits of contour line drawings often with the uncanny use of VHS film. I address theories on aesthetics: the destruction, dissipation & redefinition of beauty. I paint in oils, have disasters with resin, and create abstract chickenwire/plaster sculptures.
My love for art includes: Sara Lucas & other revolutionary female artists. The immense Richard Serra. Odilon Redon & all things imaginary. Dada films. The motionless characters in Giotto's paintings. The way Gustav Klimt painted flesh. The metropolitan solitude of a Giacometti cast. And of course, Egon Shiele, my favourite pervert. Oh, and Damien Hirst is a genius.
I take comfort in the little things, such as packing peanuts, pencil shavings, making faces in the mirror to amuse myself, banana seats, leg warmers, and dromedaries. I'm also rather fond of crossword puzzles.
I collect fortune cookie fortunes (I will recycle them with good use), funeral mass cards, and W magazine.
I'm not a fan of favouritism, I prefer lists (a top 5 is much more accurate). Of course mine only have a shelf life of 3 weeks [insert ADD excuse here]. I possess an average hatred for Paris Hilton & the like. While we're discussing things I hate... carbonation. "I'll have a nice cold glass of FLAT soder, please."

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Jared Leto... for the obvious reasons.
Irvine Welsh, Janice Dickenson, Egon Schiele, Thom Yorke. Also, I'd like to marry Jack Black and never need a TV again.

Music:

1st & foremost: radiohead & thom yorke.
black heart procession, my morning jacket, my chemical romance, from first to last, atreyu, social distortion, yeah yeah yeahs, raconteurs, arcade fire, grandaddy, of montreal, scissor sisters, smiths, morissey, all of will johnson's bands, john vanderslice, fruit bats, sufjan stevens, pixies, tenacious d, prince, bjork, portishead, lamb, fiona apple, thievery corporation, chris coco, zero 7, eric morillo, eric voz, sander kleinenberg, steve lawler, hernan cattaneo, victor calderone, james zabiela, david guetta, seb fontaine, carl cox, sasja, unkle, ils, chris fortier, lil louie vega, junior vasquez, mos def, nas, kanye west, dialated peoples, atmosphere, talib kweli, roots, jay-z, nina simone, billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, etta james...
i'm sure i missed a bunch.

Movies:

.pretty much anything by woody allen. .le fabuleux destin d'amelie poulain [amelie]. .jesus' son. .garden state. .the dreamers. .delicatessen. .i 3 huckabees. .eternal sunshine... .basquiat. .kill bill 1+2. .shaun of the dead. .high fidelity. .syriana. .hotaru no naka [grave of the fireflies]. .la cite de enfants perdus [city of lost children]. .raging bull. .a bronx tale. .goodfellas. .the hours. .rent. .caddyshack. .coming to america. .drop dead fred. .waiting. .lord of war. .departed. .any & everything involving jack black.

Television:

.the office. .family guy. .will & grace. .sex & the city. .the young ones. .the state. .south park. .the girls next door. .project runway. .three's company. .lucky louie.

Books:

Currently reading:I just finished "Killing Yourself To Live" by Chuck Klosterman. It was pretty good though he strays from the theme of the book constantly..Sculpture in the Age of Doubt--Thomas McEvilley. .On Beauty & Being Just--Elaine Scarry. .Running With Scissors--David Sedaris. .Camus. .Rilke. .Anais Nin. .Irine Welsh. .The Dictionary.

Heroes:

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My Blog

it's true, i love will johnson.

  So Monday night I went to Bowery Ballroom to see [deep breath] Vic Chesnutt, David Bazan (Pedro the Lion), Mark Eitzel (American Music Club), & WILL FUCKING JOHNSON (Centro-matic).&nbs...
Posted by eriiiiiii on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:34:00 PST

If Iraq was full of broccoli mines would the US still go to war?

This is an extremely well developed, well balanced, and concise (and somewhat psychoanalytical) assessement on the Iraq War.  It's written by the brilliant Slavoj Zizek.  Here is the link, e...
Posted by eriiiiiii on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:41:00 PST

Who am I to you? reply or I might cry

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be...
Posted by eriiiiiii on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:20:00 PST