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joshpishposh

God save the Queen. The Queen being you of course Josh. -Coworker

About Me

All you need to know about me for now... I do have a name but more often than not, I answer to pish posh, sissy, bestie, xo, vp and dom. I'm kind of interested in botany and I always prefer oral exams over written tests. You can tell a lot about someone by the people they surround themselves with. So I guess that makes me a little bit of an ultimate fighting, pringle loving, gossip spilling, cartwheeling doing, lesbian for a night pedophile train wreck who likes to flash my tits. But in all honestly, no matter how drunk, cunty, out of control, inappropriate, loud, vulgar, rude and beyond border line molesting my friends and I are, we are either perfect for each other or being punished and stuck with each other. But from SF to Sac to Tahoe to our future condos in hell and soon to be Vegas, we pretty much own the scene. So if you don't know me now, I'm sure you will soon and love me or hate me, I'll be the one to decide whether or not theres room for you in my life.

My Interests

Hangin with my friends, work, dancing and just being an all around dork!! Ohh and of course....

Do u think I am obsessed much?

I'd like to meet:

Gwen Stafani, Dolly Parton, Harry Potter, Lynn Ching, the first person to mix vodka and diet coke, Tyra Banks, the lovely ladies of wisteria lane, the farmer's son, and anyone else who thinks they can handle/ keep up with my friends and I.

Music:



Movies:

Charlies Angels 1 and 2, All of the X-men, All of the Spider men, Short Bus, Documentarys, Harry Potter, Anything with Vampires, Lord of the Rings, Gia, 9 to 5, Geez there are so many more.

Television:

I love all those trashy dating shows like I love New York and A Shot at Love. Also I am a big fan of almost anything that Bravo gives us. Plus you can't forget the cartoons!!

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice and of course Harry Potter

Heroes:

My Dad, Grandma and MIRANDA BRINK!

My Blog

So this is what my life has finally come to......ABR/ANRing someones mom!! How ab-ssssurd

The Acronym List for all you newbies:That's it... I've finally broken down and compiled a comprehensive list of netspeak. Keep in mind, this may be comprehensive but it's not necessarily complete. Jus...
Posted by joshpishposh on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

A poem for the fag !!

A poem for the fag oh joshua oh joshua you're so sly and slick you go to faces and bojangles and you come home with some uncut dick you tell me you're innocent you tell me sex you've never tried but e...
Posted by joshpishposh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST