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Ok!! So I had a whole made up "about me" section. But I got so tired of people asking me questions about it becuase they don't understand the concept of a joke. Why? I don't know maybe they are stupid, or they have no sense of humor. So I took it down and I'm just gonna put the usual boring crap in here that most people put in this column.
Fuckrags!!
I'm a local hooker with 8 toes and a lazy eye. I also strip in a garage every other saturday thats owned by the biker that paid for my boob job. I don't make that much money but I just enjoy taking my clothes off in front of complete strangers. For extra money I steal lawn gnomes and pawn them, and donate blood. But I really don't think they should use it anymore cuz I'm pretty positive I have some sort of STD. My hobbies include making drugs in my basement with all the dead bodies, looking for my next sex crime victim, trying to find places on my body where I can shoot up and my P.O won't see and making scented candles. In my spare time I enjoy cuddling up with that special someone under a blanket made of human hair from all my victims, dumpster diving and walking my dog. So, I hope that gives you a better idea about who I am!!
So, if any of you believe that the above paragraph is true, than you are more fucked up in the head than I am, and that's pretty hard to do!!
This is who I really am.......
I'm just about livin life to the fullest. You only get one chance so you might as well do it good! I have 2 kids that are beautiful. They keep my life very interesting. In my spare time I like to watch movies, read books, write, paint and hang out with my friends. I don't know really how to explain myself, I am kind of weird but in a good way. If you don't know what that means, well I guess you'd just have to meet me to find out. I don't really fall into a genre category I'm just me! I think stereotypes are stupid and labels are meant only for clothes. All these people that think they are soo great because they are beautiful on the outside make me laugh. The only way someone is beautiful is if they are beautiful on the inside as well. If someone can't see past the skin, they aren't worth my time.
I'm really into blood, guts, and gore. I've been told by more than one person that I'm to morbid.But the only kind of mental problem that I have is that I like being crazy! mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!
Pretty boys that take care of themselves, dress good, smell good and wear make-up '; return true.."window.status=''; return true;"make-up '; return true.."window.status=''; return true;"make-up melt my heart. But those are the guys that usually end up breaking it too.
But I also like someone that can make me laugh, treat me right, and can have fun doing absolutley nuthin. Or someone who's a pirate, pirates are hot!
HERE'S AN INTERESTING TIDBIT ABOUT ME: I'M 22 YEARS OLD AND I STILL SLEEP WITH A BLANKEY!! :0
You cut to forget somthing/someone. Someone else
would eat a whole lot of chocolate when they
don't feel so happy, you lock yourself up and
try to cut your memories away. You look like a
normal person, 'till someone brings up things
you don't want to think about. But it's hard to
forget things you are completely obsessed with,
isn't it?
What Kind Of Cutter Are You? (~TrIgGeRiNg~ pics)
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