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idiots avant

About Me

we like long walks in the park, candlelit dinners, and the smell of fresh cut grass. We found each other in the autumn of 1988, through a series of wacky mishaps and drug deals gone horribly wrong.$400,000, two injured cops, and 3 dead hookers later, we decided it would be a good time to learn to rock....you're welcome.

My Interests

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Member Since: 24/01/2008
Band Website: you made it!!! congratulations, asshole!
Band Members: FIRE!!!!!! : (Chief Warlock, quilting, guitar hero,)sicthecockroach : (insect wrangler, Clown Prince of Crime, pottery)melvin the suicide squirrel : (master baton twirler, roaster, chunks)
Influences: All Mike Patton, Metallica, Dog Fashion Disco, Ministry, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Rapesticks, Modest Mouse, Portishead, Gravediggaz, Primus, Sam Kieth, Garth Ennis, Polkadot Cadaver, (hed) p.e., The Misfits, I.C.P., White Zombie, zombies, drugs, Tool, Korn, Natas, Satan, Anger, Jesus Burgers, Sepultura, Slayer, John Zorn, dead baby jokes, Nirvana, id, dk, mad libs
Sounds Like: idiot savant
Record Label: none
Type of Label: Indie

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