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The Bourbon Creams

About Me

The Bourbon Creams were born on a windy November evening in new york city when it rained rubies... We four nerds had a confab one day at school, deciding that a good way to pass the hours and hours of boredom & bollocks (St Thomas More Rc College) we could form a band... Reece happened to suggest the name in a moment of light hearted banter.. (A doomed attempt of humour). Sadly the rest of the band had no better suggestions.. And so The Bourbon Creams it was... We practice every monday together in the deepest pits of hell - Daves Youuuf Sentaaa. Paying £1.50 for each practice, and getting shouted at for the most trivial things we really should be looking elsewhere for our rehearsals, but sadly Roberts secret lover happens to work there.. Social worker, Dianne (See, Ode To Dianne) Despite the age gap, Robert was smitten, so in loyalty, the band struggle through the endless Nobheads that attened the practices. From there on in, the band have come on leaps & bounds. Our first song, Locked In't Bathroom, was inspired by the one & only Javen. When we accidently locked him in the disabled toilet of the youth center, and he had some sort of breakdown (the fun we have). Our setlist of songs are as follows: Locked In't Bathroom... Ode To Dianne... Total Cunt... Cut Here.... and, Ok Sauce. We are currently working on, 'The Bourbon Creams Mine Opera, Dave - A Life Of Woah'.. We have a gig coming up, but the 'adults' at the youth center are sadists and probably wont allow us to play most of our songs.. Just because we dont have one that isnt immensly taking the piss out of someone... We will soon be recording our EP - Biscuit Blues. I will soon add lyrics for all our songs, and reasons for the lyrics, for you that dont appreciate our genius. Thankyou, and we love you all x
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/01/2008
Band Website: You're on it you prick!
Band Members: Emma Berry, Reece Collins, Robert Earle..
Influences: Sooty, Rupert the Bear, The Fimbles, Chas and Dave, Tony Blair, Jethro Tull, Deep Purple, Puff the Magic Dragon, Jesus, Pizza, Hot Dogs, Armchairs, Old People, Midnight Feasts, Nightmares, Monty Python, Depression, Faith, Obesity, Teachers, Knowing Chords, Moobs, Beef, Slash, Barry White, Steven Mulhern, Neil Buchanan, Lethal Overdose, The Farmer Giles Experience, Hemeroids, Anal Creatures, Love, Recycling, Pubic Regions, Pokemon, Javan, Cigarette Dimps, Jews, Pavarotti, Waddling Home, Muff Dust, Distortion, The Lumpy Mattress, A Large Assortment Of Knives, Les Dennis, MP3 Format Abituaries, Pairs Of Bollocks, Locking People In Disabled Toilets, Annoying Little Pug Nosed Bog Eyed People, Dale, Dale Winton, Pete Doherty, Tampons, Tenacious D, Gay Exam Questions, The Right To Remain Silent, The Da Vinci Code, Johnny Wobble and the Kentucky Fried Orchestra, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Absolutely Flabulous, Window Cleaners, Toilet Duck, Pink Elephants, Whipped Cream, Leaflets Advising Us To Wear Condoms, Trumpet Socks, Itunes, Wheelchair Bound Onions, Chris Martin, The Automatic, and the rest of the band, because we pretty much forced Emma to be in the damn band anyway.. Myspace Backgrounds
Sounds Like: A set of students fucking around in a room for 2 hours which contains musical instruments, paying £1.50 a week. What do you think it would sound like? Good?! If you want a band that sound good go to Lethal Overdose's site, or as we call them Lethal Shitdose, and check out Renound Gayos. They're both really, really shite!!! Ooh aye!www.myspace.com/lethaloverdosewww.myspace.com/retarded-i nbred-spinoff-band/whoare-equallyasawful
Record Label: Crumby Records Ltd.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Bourbon Thoughts & feelings.. PLEASE READ ALL

We as a band have decided to totally fucking confuse the load of you & write our thoughts & feeling on life, the universe & stuff thats recently happening..Yes we have.. I will take it in ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:15:00 GMT

NEW EPIC SONGS.. Yes..

New songs.. As many as i can remember the lyrics for..Ok..Entitled - ’A song about stuff’I’ll push a pensioner,Into traffic,On a busy moterway..Seeing him,Without his stick,Surely ma...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:28:00 GMT

Attention..

Dear fans,Although it will be a sad loss, through unforseen circumstances, Sean Harvey has temporarily left the band..We have not made this official, as we do not yet know ourselves all whats happenin...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Lyrics.. (As many as i can fit..)

Ok, lyrics to songs...Ode to Dianne: (Quite literally, an Ode to Dianne. Robert solo this one..)Whats the matter darlin, You sure are looking glum,When the world that we live in comes & bites you on t...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 14:19:00 GMT

About the Bourbons...

Welcome to us...Our band..The Bourbon Creams..Now, we dont go round like some of the other pricks at that youth center (not naming names, lethal shitdose, javen etc) Saying that music is our LIFE and ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:54:00 GMT

04. The Bourbon Creams Top 10 Albums

I'm sure you all want to know which 10 LP's have had the greatest impact on our songwriting and style of the band. Well now you can... 1.Lethal Overdose - Everything We Write's Completely Shit. 2.Reno...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:56:00 GMT