Graham

My name is Cliste, I'm a wee leprechaun.I live in Ireland.. I think.I dont have a farm but yes I do eat potatoes.I play guitar with my fingers and brush my teeth with a toothbrush that I found stuck to a car tyre 6 years ago.With the aid of some bubble gum, I have managed to put Fluffy (my cat) back together after she was hit by a speeding rattlenake in Aisle 4 in Tesco. She doesnt move, but knowing she's still with me gives me a tingle in my pants.Sports I play video thumb games. This exercises my thumbs and keeps me in tip-top condition for all the thumb sports out there. Scared Of Getting my left nipple pierced by a fellow leprechaun with corduroys. Happiest When Fondling myself with the aid of a crayola colouring magazine. I do so enjoy the odd look in the mirror... and saying "Candy Man" fives times. I havent been succesful yet but hopefully Barney the friendly dinosaur will pop out and land ontop of me in the most erotic position.