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I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

dita von teese

Music:

I don't need a reason to be a misfit Whatever the reason, how far I go When it's my time then I will let you knowIt don't take a genius to be an idiot It don't take a jesus to save my soul Well it's my time and it's my time to go

Movies:

when life hands you lemons, you just say 'fuck lemons' and just bail.

Television:

my ideal candidate for assistant regional manager? jack bauer. but he is unavailable, fictional, and over qualified. -dwight schrute

Books:

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." -vonnegut

Heroes:

the reverend strichnine twitch. tim gunn. indiana jones. mirabelle buttersfield. daniel pecan cambridge. seymour glass. tyler durden. david sedaris. sirrius black. st. jimmy. butch cassidy. cool hand luke. frank the tank. captain jack sparrow. harry potter. whatsername. tim burton. danny elfman. steve martin. liz lemon. anyone with an annual pass to disneyland.

My Blog

remember me?

i know you do. and that i have lost it.im on my way back... saying a quick hello wouldnt go astray for someone so far outside of their loop.k.I don't need a reason to be a misfitWhatever the reason, h...
Posted by k. on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

chucky.

my little z. violet put her peeps in the potty all day today. no accidents. so we went to chucky cheese and, turns out, they were all out of pizza. no matter. all zoe wants to do is get a bunch of tok...
Posted by k. on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

me and the reverend strichnine twitch.

foxboro hot tubs has alot of the same band members as the network. the network has alot of the same band members as green day. that used to be more of a secret.last night dorian and i went to see the ...
Posted by k. on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:02:00 PST

BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

I just hugged billie joe armstrong. no. no. i just embraced billie joe armstrong. fully embraced. for more than ten seconds. and then i fell down and then he helped me up and asked me, me specifically...
Posted by k. on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:11:00 PST

did you also know?

that for the last 2 days it has been rainy and so cold that i had to wear a sweater?we are all going to sink the ocean and slowly grow tired and drown like polar bears.im normally not a praying woman,...
Posted by k. on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

did you know?

it is almost 90 degrees farenheit right now in the arizona out of doors. it is 7:40am. xoxo.k.
Posted by k. on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:40:00 PST

here she comes to save the day...

">"> ">">just in case you were wondering what she looks like these days...k....
Posted by k. on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:01:00 PST

NCT Article in AZ Republic

Oh, BTW, this is the article that ran a few weeks ago in the Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert, Tempe and Scottsdale Republic...National Comedy Theatre plans grand opening in Mesaby Srianthi Perera - Apr. 29, 2...
Posted by k. on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:42:00 PST

163 south.

its not just that its too hot. although it is. its not just that its too dry, too flat, too beige and too covered in gravel. although it is. and its not just the fact that i suddenly have seasonal ale...
Posted by k. on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

endangered species.

my number one favorite animal is the polar bear.thats my spirit animal. if i had a patronus it would be a big fat polar bear slowly floating out to sea on an ice cap that is rapidly deteriorating.my n...
Posted by k. on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:37:00 PST