I ate 47 Krystal chicks in one sitting...I cannot be detected by modern radar...I got a 2250 on my SAT...I can breathe underwater...The movie Scarface is based on my life...I taught Helen Keller how to sign...I knocked a hippo out cold with one punch...My favorite color is burnt sienna...I discovered the state of Wyoming...I threw a 12 pound bowling ball a world record 254 feet... I can run down an ostrich and kill it with my bare hands...The laws of physics do not apply to me...I glow in the dark...I turned down the lead role on Love Boat...I can unhinge my jaw to swallow prey up to 5 times the size of my mouth...I have never seen a James Bond movie...Silverback gorillas will not make eye contact with me...My perspiration smells of lavender...I have never farted in my life...I memorized the dictionary in under an hour...I wrote Psalms 17 through 45...I am strangely attracted to Rue McClanahan...I took Marilyn Monroe's virginity...I drove from Atlanta to St. Louis with my eyes closed...I designed Stonehenge...I speak 12 languages...I can only be killed by silver bullets...I was the MVP of Super Bowl III...My name means "Righteous Warrior" in Hebrew...I can do 89 pull ups without stopping...I don't have a belly button...If I had 3 wishes one of them would be the total annihilation of green beans...I was born with 7 testicles, but through surgery I now have the regular number of 4...I won a staring contest against a statue...I hope Jerod from Subway relapses and gains so much weight he explodes...I often sit and wonder what happened to the red headed boy from Problem Child...I would eat mashed potatoes and gravy for every meal of the day if there were no health risks involved...I think ties were invented by the devil...I look gift horses in the mouth...If I were in charge, work days would not begin before noon...I think math is pure fiction created by the French to make themselves feel smart...I hate, hate, hate to hear chewing or any other mouth noise...I don't think Eva Longoria is that hot...I think people who leave shopping carts in the middle of parking lots should be shot on-site...I used to think that all poodles were girl dogs...If you want to know more, just ask
Myspace Layouts
70% Ron Paul
63% Mike Gravel
58% Dennis Kucinich
53% John McCain
49% Mike Huckabee
48% Mitt Romney
45% Tom Tancredo
45% Fred Thompson
43% Bill Richardson
43% Chris Dodd
42% John Edwards
38% Barack Obama
37% Joe Biden
37% Hillary Clinton
32% Rudy Giuliani
2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
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