Noble Nuggetsâ„¢ [Killed Muffins]

+_All of you dickweeds that proceed to judge me upon comments and what is written on this page need to shove that computer monitor up your ass. Thank you and fuck off._+
+_My name is_+

+_But They Call Me: Sexy Nuggets_+
+_To sum me up, I'm just another energetic, fun-loving, opinionated, crazyass 17 year old with a big ole sense of humor. I'm basically very friendly to anyone who treats me with common respect. Disrespect me though, and we will have some problems. End of story._+
+_Jordyn Loves Picture Comments_+
+_I'm big into the music scene, local and not._+
+_Bassists are the sexiest people out there--especially the women._+
+_I'm a senior at Portage Northern High School._+
+_I'm bisexual and that's the way I like it. If you are homophobic, that is fine. You are entitled to your own opinion. But if you dare breathe a word about it anywhere in my presence, I will make sure you regret it. So, to save everyone the time and argument, please, keep your opinions to yourself._+
+_I will not tolerate being labeled. I am not a[n] emo, punk, goth, prep, jock, nerd, whore, junkie, freak, etc. I am me. That is who I am, get over it, and learn that you can not generalize everything into categories. If you could, what would be the definitions of originality and individualism be?_+
+_And now, you have reached the conclusion of my autobiography. Congratulations on getting this far. If you have any desire to know more about me, message/comment/AIM me <[b>xxhxcmetalgirl]. I promise I'll be nice...for now._+
And believe it or not, Puff the Magic Dragon is real.
+_A Few Of My Babes_+
+ Kate +
+ Jorie +
+ Katie/Casey/Alan +
+ Chris/Eric +
+ Emmalee +
+ Deano +
+ Tommy +
+ Sarah +
+ Jordan +
+ Ashley +
+ Drew +
+ George +
+ David +
+ Tim +
+ Fede +
++More To Come++
+_Why I Love Them_+
+Kate+
+ She's my lesbian lover
+ We own a squirrel club
+ She's a straight up hitch hunter
+ She's good at cow-spotting
+ The French are after her kidneys
+ She gets close to hell at 10:010 in the morning
+Jorie+
+ She's been my best friend for...ever.
+ She's so white. We traded souls
+ We do it...with a hammer
+ She likes it handcuffed AND hogtied
+ We make shadow puppets at 201
+ She'll make my death painful. With her cane under my rocker
+Katie+
+ She's my hubby!
+ She keeps me awake all through the night
+ She understands more than most people
+ Her cleavage can be compared to the Grand Canyon
+Chris+
+ He's a sweetheart to everyone
+ He's so emo...yet not at the same time
+ He's an extremely good friend
+ He always listens
+Matt+
+ His name is MuDD!
+ He has red hair...yay!
+ He gives good MuDD hugs
+ He's always been there for me
+ He's not an agreeable dumbass
+ He always knows how to cheer me up
+Deano+
+ He can master GH2
+ He has the capacity to engage in a conversation that isn't boobies and vaginas
+ He has long, melt-in-your-hand hair
+ He's a bamf!
+Eric+
+ He's God!
+ He's awesome. At life
+ He's just...I don't know
+_More To Come_+