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hunting, fishing, baseball, football, partying, and girls!!!!!!!!!!
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Test Results for Brandon Scheel
SUPER HOT! for cowboys/cowgirls only!
ford or chevy? ford
diesel or gas? diesel
bulls or broncs? bulls
wrangler or cinch? wrangler
lace up or pull on boots? pull on
Justin or H&H? justin
tail gating or line dancing? tail gatin
george strait or chis ledoux? george
mossy oak or real tree camo? real tree
bud or coors? BUD ALL THE WAY
cope or skoal? cope
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? girls
men belong in the... bar
women belong in the... kitchen
beef or pork? beef
hunting or fishing? hunting
drugs or jesus? jesus
stetson or resistol? stetson
bed of your truck or a motel? bed of my truck
texas or colorado? TEXAS BITCH
ropin or wrestling? wraslin
tatoos or scars? scars
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? at the rodeo

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you might be a redneck test yes/no
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell yea
Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A all the time
You think cur is a breed of dog ok
People hear your car long before they see it of course
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA he's only 3!!
Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids yup
Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels yea
Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor uhh
Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat yes
You've ever hitchhiked naked not when i was sobber
You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer OOOO YEA!!!!
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle yup
Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine uhhh
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot no
The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth not at all!!
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse no, can of Cope
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water of corse
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog yea
You take a fishing pole to Sea World only once
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car yea
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course no only half
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space does pulling a knife count?
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap yea
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it how'd you know??
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport YEA
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business yup
You list your parole officer as a reference some times
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming all the time
if u have 3 or more marked as yes your a redneck

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