About Me:My name is Aaron Ray and I have never had a nosebleed.
I can count to three in Japanese, seven in Arabic, stand on a skateboard and use chopsticks (but not with my right hand).
According to recent polls, I am both "the man" and composed almost entirely of 'fail'.
I possess a wealth of obscure and useless quotes & references; if you understand them, we will have to be friends.
I make the ladies swoon with my pleasing male baritones, Super Smash Bros. skillz, and my Pokemon mastery. My Pokemans? Let me show you them.
I greatly enjoy the music of The Fray and Jumper is arguably the greatest film of all time. Hayden Christensen's phenomenal acting leaves little room for improvement. Also, my sarcasm is often lost on the feeble-minded.
I cannot refuse food if it is offered to me.
I've been known to hit the highway like a battering ram on my silver black phantom bike. Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
My grammar is steadily improving. I'm doing very good.
I have a big heart and a big brain full of interesting ideas. The truth is, I am an incredibly interesting person and I could probably tell you about it for days.
But I won't. And, since I didn't write this, I never will.
Habeeb it.
