Celebrities I Could (Probably) Beat in an Arm Wrestling Match. |
Prince: Sure. Hes better than me at almost everything, (Music, doing the splits in heels, finding clothes that match, doing the splits in heels, pleasing women, etc, etc.), but, he wouldnt want to ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:37:00 GMT |
Hey, ancient Egypt, I’m calling your punk ass out. |
Seriously, ancient Egypt. We got some shit to discuss.All my life I've been told how much better you are than me. Fuck that. I don't believe that bullshit for a second. Let me break it down like this....
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:12:00 GMT |
Our attainment. |
To tivo 'Wife Swap'To accumulate debt.To purchase marmalade. To golf.To read a book about a television program.To be caller ten and say the phrase that pays at 94.3, WUDV FM, Stansbury Park's home of ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
The Interview |
This is a sketch I wrote, and probably won't shoot for a while. Enjoy.
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INT. OFFICE - DAYElaine Odorplume sits behind her desk, fiddling with papers. The...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:29:00 GMT |
Theres more than one way to skin a cat. Or is there? |
I think we've all heard the expression 'There's more than one way to skin a cat". Well, I was thinking about it. I could only think of one way, and that was to remove the skin from the cat. That pu...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:31:00 GMT |
An open letter to the alien whos looking through that one guys window |
Dear Alien who's looking through that one guys window,
Hi. I just read about you at http://origin.denverpost.com/ci_9427587 . Who do you think you are coming to earth and peeping at our women? Those ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:05:00 GMT |
Personal Ad |
Hi there. I'm Patrick.
I'm 27, overweight, and I'm beginning to lose my hair. And, while some men look respectable and learned after loosing their hair, I will not. At the moment, my hair is long. Pa...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 22:29:00 GMT |
Want to be involved in a TV show this fall? |
Ok, here's the deal. I'm making a movie this summer. When that's done I'd like to start a television series. As usual, it's gonna be small time, so we won't have anyone telling us what we can or can't...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:51:00 GMT |
I’m making a movie |
Hi,
I'm making a film called Hellraiser: The musical. This is going to be hella small time, so anyone could fill any of these jobs. These are the crew members I need are:
Art Director - person who ma...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 00:16:00 GMT |
An open letter to people who don’t own tv’s. |
Dear people who don't own a tv,
Why the hell don't you own a tv? I mean, why the hell not? Books are more expensive. Like, if you watch 8 hours of tv a day, that's the same as reading like, a shitloa...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 23:52:00 GMT |
