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Soy Sauce

I'm really just an angry person inside, but act annoyingly upbeat to piss off everyone around me! lo

About Me



Nothing is an accident
We are all free to have it all
We are what we want to be
It's in ourselves to rise and fall

In the beginning we were all fish, OK? Swimming around in the water. Then a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog squirrel. And then that has a mutant baby which ended up being a monkey fish frog. And then this monkey fish frog has butt sex with this monkey and then that monkey has a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

No one really... celebrities are over-rated, and I've met all the family I'd like to meet. Too many people in this world think of themselves as more important than they really are. Let me be the first to say I really don't care if you live or die. We're all going to die some day so draw a straw and see where you fall!

If I had to choose one... it would have to be Michelle Trachtenberg!!! I'm all about her! lol

This is my favorite version of my favorite song.

Music:


My Personality

Neuroticism 43
Extraversion 89
Openness To Experience 34
Agreeableness 28
Conscientiousness 63

You do not feel nervous in social situations, and have a good impression of what others think of you, however you feel strong cravings and urges that you have difficulty resisting. You tend to prefer short-term pleasures and rewards over long-term consequences. You generally make friends easily enough although you mostly don't go out of your way to demonstrate positive feelings toward others. You prefer familiar routines and for things to stay the same. You can tend to feel uncomfortable with change. You find helping other people genuinely rewarding and are generally willing to assist those who are in need. You find that doing things for others is a form of self-fulfillment rather than self-sacrifice, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself. You believe that you have the intelligence, common sense, drive, and self-control necessary for achieving success.

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Movies:

Zoolander, Batman Begins, GoodFellas, Lilo and Stitch

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Chuck, and Heroes

Books:

I love reading news articles on-line. I also enjoy books on philosophy. I guess when it comes to reading, I want to make sure what I read can be applied to something useful in my life, so for the most part... philosophy and self-help books.

Heroes:

My dad... he was able to come to a completely new country, find his way through life, and raise a family. His success now is a direct result of all his hard work, dedication, and integrity. Also, my uncle who passed away earlier this year... he taught me that it's important to be fair in life, and never pass up a chance to spoil someone you love because you never know what's going to happen, and how it will impact their lives.

My Blog

Raid in SC, 300 suspected illegals held afterwards...

There's a whole article on this that you can find, but I just wanted to point out one little part of this article. Someone said in an interview:"Families are going to be broken apart," Juan said. "The...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:38:00 PST

Gas shortage in Georgia a good thing???

It's an all too familiar sign these days if you live in the south. No gas at your local gas stations, and when there is gas, the lines are longer than an Irish pub's list of beers. But before you go o...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:29:00 PST

Nascar in everyday life...

So it's almost time for me to move, and that means going out to buy a new ceiling fan for my room! I'm leaving the one I bought last year for Pat since it works well. Being a huge Nascar fan, this sta...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:24:00 PST

If you’re in sales...

Please take the time to learn what you're selling! I hate wasting my time, and hate wasting my gas even more! When your lack of knowledge is responsible for my lack of opportunity to eat, we have a pr...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:31:00 PST

iPhone 3G vs Instinct... and the winner is...

iPhone 3g vs Instinct (AT&T vs. Sprint)Okay... so I've been doing a LOT of reading about these two phones. My next phone will be one of these, but there are so many different questions to ask firs...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:34:00 PST

You know what really grinds my gears???

I haven't been really pissed off in a long-ass time, and it's about time I let one of these goes... like a big stinking fart after a meal with lots of cabbage!!!1. Starbucks... where do you get off? I...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:33:00 PST

It takes a moment to change a lifetime of misconception

Depending on your age, and the amount of time you've been away from grade school, this may be different for each of you. For me, I've been out of high school for 14 years now. I still remember for the...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:07:00 PST

THE RETURN OF THE BLOG!!!

Ashton Kutcher must die! Based on his flashy commercials, I bought a Nikon S600 to replace my fallen camera. It does have a fast as hell start-up time... but that's about where the perks end! The time...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:23:00 PST

Maybe it’s just fate...

Moments after reaching Victory Lane, it started raining. If the rain came 30 minutes earlier, Jr. would have to park his car, and worry about whether he had enough gas to fire up his engine again afte...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:20:00 PST

Just my opinion, after seeing a specific comment...

I was checking out the profile of one of my friends when I noticed this comment:"HA- Playa my ass! If any of the girls i talked to (hint hint) were actually about anything (like getting together somet...
Posted by Soy Sauce on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:29:00 PST