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Tim the Tank

I am here for Friends

About Me

"You want some art? Come and get it." -Henry Rollins

"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly." -Woody Allen

"Opinion solicited does not always equal one freely voiced." Al Swearengen

I'm comical and goofy, waggish and whimsical.

I always like new friends.

My Interests

Movies, film making, art of any kind, music of all kinds, MMA, board games, discussion, going for walks in interesting places, and many other things I'm sure to have forgotten.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet people who have ideas and input. I like to meet people who would make me better for having met them.

Music:


Adam Green
Aesop Rock
Alkaline Trio
Against Me!
The Aquabats
Architecture in Helsinki
The Avett Brothers
Bad Larry
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
Big D and the Kids Table
Bomb the Music Industry!
Brand New
Brain Failure
Bright Eyes
The Brunt of It
Catch 22
The Dropkick Murphys
The Epoxies
The Flaming Tsunamis
Four Volts
Gogol Bordello
Leftover Crack
Lemon Lime Tennis Shoes
Math the Band
The Mountain Goats
Mustard Plug
Neutral Milk Hotel
Of Montreal
One Man Army
The Phenomonauts
Rammstein
Regina Spektor
River City Rebels
Sage Francis
Senior Discount
Streetlight Manifesto
Tsunami Bomb

Remember that a bad band is useless, but you can at least dance to a bad ska band.

Movies:

Amelie,
American Beauty,
Annie Hall,
The Beleiver,
Bob Roberts,
Brotherhood of the Wolf,
Clerks,
Chasing Amy,
City of God,
A Clockwork Orange,
The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys,
Donnie Darko,
House of 1000 Corpses,
House of Flying Daggers,
In America,
Irreversable,
Kill Bill,
Life is Beautiful,
Life as a House,
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,
The Magdalene Sisters,
Me and You and Everyone We Know,
Pulp Fiction,
Resevoir Dogs,
Say Anything,
Sleeper,
The Star Wars Trilogy (Original & Revenge of the Sith),
Snatch,
Suspiria,
Swimming Pool,
Swimming With Sharks......
Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick, Jean Peirre Jeunet, Luc Besson is a guilty pleasure, Quentin Tarantino of course, Non-child Robert Rodriguez, much more...

Television:

DEADWOOD

Books:

Candide

Heroes:

My mom, myself, and Henry Rollins.

And this guy.

My Blog

Good night, my friend

Today my best buddy of nearly twelve years was put to sleep.Teddy had gotten very old, very quickly and it was his time to go.I'll miss him greatly, and I've already thought I heard his footsteps...Te...
Posted by Tim the Tank on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

Police Even Protect Dead People

Soooooo I went to go to the graveyard tonight because: 1) Graveyards are awesome. 2) I have a class assignment to write a story about the person buried under the most interesting tombstone I could fin...
Posted by Tim the Tank on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:10:00 PST

Satisfaction

I love when I am in an argument and the other person just can't even respond because they can't trump what I have to say.
Posted by Tim the Tank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Home from work

Just home after another shift. Can't people just say what they mean and mean what they say? What a fucking hassle.
Posted by Tim the Tank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stolen Survey!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:TimBirthday:September 4thBirthplace:Newport, RICurrent Location:Middletown, RIEye Color:Green/Grey/BlueHair Color:light brownHeight:6'1"Right Handed or Left Han...
Posted by Tim the Tank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST