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Big Mama Sass

I am here for Friends

About Me

i deny bands

described in single words

free spirited
liberated
androgynous
a bitch
compassionate
sarcastic
vulgar
friendly
crazy
witty
unique
powerful
activistic
honest
classy
mean
quirky
responsible
insinuating
undescribable
extravagant
erratic
fantastic
indecisive
feministic
a vegetarian
queer
spontaneous
eccentric
opinionated
beautiful
amazing
the shit

♥ aim = suchvaniity ♥

♥ yahoo = curiouslystrongpigsandtortoises ♥

♥ msn = thevodishere@hotmail ♥

xo

My Interests

driving solo.
singing along to joni mitchell [blaring] on the radio.
knitting.
being the cool responsible friend who always gives the best advice.
reading, slowly.
writing, quickly.
holding grudges.
keeping secrets [from others]
playing cupid, but never matchmaking for myself.
ranting in my livejournal.
eating too much, then complaining about my weight.
my friends call me a double-crosser.
making friends, come to think of it.

I'd like to meet:

someone who likes kittens and the hardcore bondage scene.

My Blog

sorry.

I almost wish that using the Myspace blogs were just as cool as livejournal and all.  But they're not.
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:26:00 PST

A Fat Rant

I'd go and get on the scale, just to see if I've lost any weight--it feels like I have; for example, some clothes fit better (like those black pants I like, they are too big now)--but I don't want to ...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

the legitimate reason for sunday nights.

[You]1. What's your middle name?I do/will not admit to having one.2. Do you have, or have you ever had, braces?NO!3. What color is your hair?It is RED!4. How tall are you?6'2"5. If you could change yo...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

après moi, le déluge

bitches gon' get slapped.
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

My six whoozits.

My 6 Things The RizzulesEach player in this game states 6, count 'em 6, weird things/habits about themselves. People who ...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

pooping at school. totally tmi.

I had to leave lecture early today.I made a pretty big mistake of ordering a vanilla creme blended creme at the Starbucks in the Cook Library. To go on top of the giant glass of milk and two yogurts I...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

the cute hurts.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST

What's been up?

So, a lot has been happening in such a long period of time that I'm not even sure I want to discuss it. Regardless - I don't even know what my last real myspace blog post was about. Probably something...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:14:00 PST

this is what happens when...


Posted by Big Mama Sass on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:07:00 PST

top eight!

100 QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR "TOP 8!!" :0) "TOP 8" 1. Brandon 2. Chris 3. Angela 4. Julia 5. Sean 6. Cait 7. Heather 8. Piper 1.) Who from your top 8 is your favortie?:Either number one or number two. ...
Posted by Big Mama Sass on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:59:00 PST