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The Bameister

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello, I'm Darren, but I'll accept Bam, Bameister, DC. I'm eccentric at times, and plain crazy at other times. Its a facade I have to keep up to seem interesting to myspace whores. I'm actually a very boring person... NOT! or am i? just kidding! OR MAYBE NOT!?
All around my hat, I will wear a tiny mammal!
And then I will take it, place it in a vice!
HO! Summer is icumen in!
And then we take the crabs! AND PASTE THEM ON OUR EYES! AND EAT THEM EAT THEM EAT THEM! TAKE THE TINY CRABS AND SHOOTTHEMSHOOTTHEMSHOOTTHEM!
Sorry, little flashback moment there... ;)
I'm currently playing in two bands, Disinterium and Absence Of The Sacred , check us out. I play the guitar in both bands. We play death metal. Waaargh.
Football's good.. I like football. A Liverbird upon me chest, we are men of Shankly's best.
I HATE the Mancs and the blueshite.
outside the shankly gates, i heard a kopite calling..
all round the fields of anfield road, where once, we watched, the king kenny play! Stevie Heighway on the wing! We had dreams and songs to sing! Of the glory, round the fields of Anfield Road!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kelvin MacKenzie so I can stuff my foot up his arse.
Liverpudlians
Hot chicks
TNA Knockouts
Musicians
Anyone, to be honest.. As long as you're not a bluenose!

My Blog

The Kliq

The VDTD eraThe Senai eraThe Angelo eraThe Bishan eraI miss the kliq
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:57:00 GMT

WAAAAAARGH hello.

What's been up everybody? I've been getting fits of insomnia.. Then falling into really long periods of sleep. I think thats pretty unhealthy, but hey, I'm already smoking and drinking.. I've been up ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:00:00 GMT